Funniest things you've said while under anaesthesia or drunk

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
32 posts

I hissed at a possum or raccoon once

Post # 3
57 posts
Worker bee

My appendix ruptured last year, my surgeon’s name was “thor” something along those lines, one of the nurses told me that they call him “Thor” so I was about to go into surgery and he came to see me, I was doped up at the time and went “THOR OF ASGARD, ARE YOU HERE TO SAVE ME?!” Or that’s what I apparently said, I don’t remember it.

Post # 4
2473 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: April 2014 - Italian Villa

Sporty-Bee:  When I got my wisdom teeth out, I apparently reiterated to my mom the following things:

-There were puppy paw prints on the ceiling of the treatment room x10

-The nurse said after about a day I coulf have tomato soup. “She said I could have tomato soup. Yeeeah! Tomato soup!!!” x100 (If you can’t tell I like tomato soup)

Post # 5
746 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

I think everything I said when I was drunk was hilarious.

Post # 6
217 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

futuremrstx:  hahaha I laughed so hard at this! Too funny!!

Post # 7
77 posts
Worker bee

I tried to fight my surgeon while under the “twilight sleep” type of anaesthesia! I don’t remember any of it, of course, but they had to knock me all the way out because I was convinced that they were trying to hurt me.

Post # 8
1801 posts
Buzzing bee

I was HAMMERED at my birthday party last year, and I dont remember it at all…but all of my friends told me how entertaining I was, haha.

Apparently at 1am I kept falling, and falling. So my SO took my glasses off of me, tried to get me upstairs, but I refused. So he let me be, and I was laying in the middle of the kitchen floor, with our 55 lb pit bull laying on my chest licking me, screaming “BRANDONNNNNN!!! Go find the dog and crate him so we can FUCKKKK!!” haha

To be so hammered you dont feel that fat dog of mine pushing into your chest is amazing…What did I have????

Post # 9
70 posts
Worker bee

I offered the nurses 2 brand new mercedes after my wisdom teeth were pulled. I told them my mom would pay for it! lol

Post # 10
592 posts
Busy bee

I don’t have anything myself that stands out. But my SO sent me this the other day and it was awesome. 


Post # 11
1905 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

On my 21st birthday we came home upstairs to our room (obviously I was hammered). I asked FI where my cat was and he said outside (as in outside the room). I thought he meant the cat was outside (he has never been outside) 

“what????!! The cat is outside???? Is he lost? We need to get him!!!” All while bawling histerically. 

I made FI go downstairs and get him to prove he was inside lol 

Post # 12
540 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2014

My FI is a funnier drinker than I am. A few months ago, I had just gotten into bed after returning from a fun night at the bar, when I heard what I thought was the dog peeing in our room so I woke up in a panic yelling “NO NO NO NO!” to find FI PEEING INTO MY CLOSET. I told him to go to the bathroom to which he replied “I am.” He doesn’t recall the incident hahah.

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