Funny "adapting to married life" stories

posted 3 years ago in Married Life
Post # 3
9412 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper

@christineandjohn:  My man has a very loud alarm clock too. It has woken me up out of many peaceful sleeps (2 hours before I need to get up). Funny, as loud and obtrusive as it is, it sure doesn’t wake him up (and isn’t that the intended purpose?). So, the alarm goes off, wakes me up, and then I proceed to wake him up (and not nicely, I assure you…something along the lines of, “your fucking goddamn alarm is going off, will you turn the damn thing off.”) I often tell him he should change it to something less annoying if it’s intended for me anyway. He says, completely seriously, “I have to make sure it wakes you up though. This one works.” It’s your alarm clock you terrible man!

Post # 4
10886 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2009

@christineandjohn:  My DH is hilarious also, and we are polar opposites in some very interesting ways.

Adjusting to married life has been the most challenging thing I think I have ever had to do in my life. I regularly post on FB about our very humorous interactions and conversations, lol.

Post # 5
671 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

When we first got married, two things made cooking terribly challenging for me: 1) my husband is insanely picky and 2) I was a terrible cook.

It. was. awful.

Well, one night, we had hardly any food left in the house and I didn’t feel like going to the store, so I thought I would put my newly-acquired wifely ingenuity to use and make up my own concoction, which (unknowingly) utilized ALL the foods my husband can’t stomach.

It was some broccoli-creamofchickensoup-rice-onion thing.

I figured it out when at dinner my husband emptied half a bottle of hot sauce on it and would put a grain or two of rice in his mouth.

After a little while, I said, “Babe- you can go to taco bell. It’s okay.”

And off he went.

From then on out (although my cooking has improved tenfold) if I make something that doesn’t turn out, that’s the standing joke. “You know where the taco bell is.”


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