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    D.Marie    April 24, 2010   Philadelphia, PA

    My aunt sent this to me in an email...very funny!

    HOW TO BE GRACIOUS!

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her 
    excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.
    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the 
    best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

     A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young 
    wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!
    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she 
    refused... ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, 
    and I'm wearing it,'' she replied..

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. 
    I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress 
    for her mother.

    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going 
    to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where 
    you could wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing 
    it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''

    (NOW I ASK YOU - IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY  THIS STORY?)

     
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    Ms iPhone    October 23, 2010   Southern California

    Haha I love that! Thanks for sharing.

     
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    msqthoney    April 10, 2010   Los Angeles, California

    hahaha go mom!!!!!!! :)

     
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    gocubbies       Illinois

    Hahaha, that's great!

     
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    noritake22    March 31, 2011   Seattle

    My FMIL sent me that :-)

     
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    Sep_Queen    September 4, 2010  

    Haha cute!

     
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    JustlikeHeaven    March 6, 2009  

    wow... hahaha. I wonder if this is a TRUE story!

    lovely!!

     
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    B-E-Z    July 25, 2010  

    Classic

     
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    Jessica22580    April 3, 2010   Charlotte, NC but Wedding is in NYC

    That was cute Wink

     
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    libra5979    04/18/10   Arizona

    My mom shared that with me a couple weeks ago, but in her version it was the MOTG that was wearing the same dress. In any instance I LOVE it! :-) 

     
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    hallhubbell2010    10/02/2010   Kalamazoo, MI

    This joke is so cute! I needed a pick me up today.

     
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    EvaBostonTerrier    July 3, 2010  

    Love it!

     
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    monitajb    July 17, 2010   Sacramento

    That is great!

     
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    Christine_M    October 1, 2010   Hamilton, Ontario

    OMG that is the best!  

     
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    AzinAugust    August 2010   Sedona, AZ

    Best. Story. Ever.!!!

     
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    crebre80    November 20, 2010   Baton Rouge, LA

    LOL I LOVE THIS!!!!

     
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    yorkie    June 13, 2009   Miami, FL

    Jennifer's mom is one smart cookie!  Love it!

     
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    CorgiTales    February 1, 2011  

    haha awesome.

     
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    lioness    April 2, 2011   Atlanta

    Love it!  Sent it to my mom & FMIL :)

     
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    Anonymous      

    Hehe this is great! Love it, thanks for sharing :)

     
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    Sulli301    June 26, 2010   Michigan

    I've seen that! hahaha, love it!!!

     
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    Chachacha    June 2010   Minneapolis, MN

    haha, that's great!

     
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    MightySapphire      

    Oh that is classic!

     
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    stbMohror    September 4, 2010   Post Falls, ID

    That was really cute. Gotta love that awesome attitude! 

     
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    azula    February 27, 2010  

    LOL, that's hilarious!! Laughing

     
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    cardigan    January 7, 2011   Austin, TX

    LOL that's amazing! Love it!!!

     
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    His Barista    September 4, 2010   Spokane, WA

    LOVE IT! lol.

     
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    Future Mrs. Martin    August 21, 2010   London Ontario Canada

    That is FANTASTIC!!!!!

    Thanks for sharing!

     
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    spaniel    March 2010   Los Angeles, CA

    Cute. :)

     
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    veganglam    January 5, 2013   Philadelphia; Wedding in NYC

    I must be dumb but it honestly took me a second to get it...and then I LOL'd. Hard.  Thanks for sharing!!

     
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    D.Marie    April 24, 2010   Philadelphia, PA

    :) Im so glad I could share this with all my bees! :) Makes me smile!

     

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