- 6 years ago
- Wedding: September 2012
We’re doing fortune cookies for our favors because we are having a hibachi lunch at a japanese restaurant.
I’ve been browsing funny messages to put inside of them and here are some of mine.
Please add your own!
“The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.”
“My husband and I have never considered divorce… murder sometimes, but never divorce.”– Dr. Joyce Brothers
“Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it.” — Lyndon B. Johnson
“Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ” ~Barnett R. Brickner
If you want the rainbow, you must put up with the rain. – D. Parton
Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of “Rings”: Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, “You’re the boss.”
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence?