Post # 1
Well we were in Jamaica last week and having a great time…
On the last night we decided to go to this little restaurant we’d seen the night before. I had on a really classy but simple cream dress, like this one:
… and my man had on a really cool shirt and cream linen pants with his fav Birkenstocks.
We were enjoying our meal, we’d kicked our shoes off and were playing footsie in our bare feet under the table, my dainty size 5s against his manly 13s. My foot went on to stroke his leg as we said sexy silly things to each other.
Anyway we had finished our meal and I got up, but DH couldn’t, so he said. He was a little ‘prominent’ in front (his exact words I think were “I’m f**** tenting it down here” never heard that expression before!!), and he had no way of reining it in (he wasn’t wearing underwear of course). Poor baby! LOLOLOL So we had to sit and think UNsexy thoughts till it calmed down, much to the annoyance of the waiter and the next diners waiting to get a seat!
So ladies if you are going to turn your man on, make sure he is wearing something restraining!
Post # 3
Haha cute story! And what a great dress!
Post # 4
That’s hilarious! A few months ago that happened to my husband at work during a presentation (he was not the one presenting) and he said he was thinking about the *night before* with me. He knew the presentation was going to be over soon, so he had to think about “normal” things to help him get back to normal. I laughed so hard when he told me that night!! I told him we women are lucky that we don’t ever have that problem!
Post # 6
DH today- “you mean you told all those WOMEN on that messageboard about me!!??” (you should have heard the way he said ‘women’.
I didn’t add that I also told the girls at work, and they were hooting… me bad. (har har har)
Post # 7
Didn’t he learn to control himself in high school?
Post # 8
LOL “I’m f****** tenting it down there!” Ah, that made me laugh. We’ve been in similar situations haha.
I almost feel bad for them – something random could turn us on and nobody would ever know it, but for them basically everyone gets to know about it, even in jeans!
Post # 9
This is such a hot story!!! Have you had anymore moments like this recently?
BTW, I noticed you haven’t you been around the boards lately. We would love to hear more stories like this! Very insightful.