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Funny story...the nurse thinks i'm an irresponsible slutinsky

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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    So i started spotting through my fourth pack of Seasonique, so I called up my obgyn's nurse and said, "hey, i stopped my pills on the third week to menustrate (unplanned), but I plan on starting again on Wednesday...I'm going to Cancun that Saturday and want to know if I'll be protected that week or if I need to bring condoms?" Ya know, because of the whole 'need to be on it for a week' thing.

    So then the nurse (the sweetest little old lady ever...) says, "oh, you'll be protected" then proceeds to lecture me about catching STDs from sleeping around with different men and to be very, very careful. Not in a disapproving/negative way, but more so in a very concerned way. I'm wondering, "why does she think i'm going to sleep around without condoms?"...at some point I made an awkward comment about condoms putting a "damper" on my trip. Yep. Me=Awkward. Then it hit me. She thought I was going for spring break....as in THE SPRING BREAK. So i told her i was going with my husband for a vacation...not spring break

    Teehee. Probably scared her half to death, thinking I was going to go sleep around without condoms, then show up with a rash or something next month! Oops.

    Lesson learned....make sure you tie in "irresponsible sex" conversations with "monogamous relationship" first...=]

    Also...i was writing this story when my cat decided it was time to jump in the bath tub. Yep, it was full. Good times. Now i have a wet Mr. Sushi, my cramps don't feel better, AND I'm ready to pass out. But, alas, I don't need to buy condoms, lol.

     
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    cardigan    January 7, 2011   Austin, TX

    OMG that's hilarious!!!!

     
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    bloodgo1    May 14, 2010   Royal Oak

    hahahaha this made me laugh out loud. that is an awesome story lol

     
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    L-to the-O-to the-L!!!

     
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    His Barista    September 4, 2010   Spokane, WA

    That's so awesome. lol.

     
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    egb    January 2010  

    And, springbreak or not, Cancun is one of the most famous destinations for people who want to party and casually hook up... I just learned that through a friend who just went ..

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    Eek, we will definitely not be engaging in casual hook ups. In fact, we picked a resort NOT catering to college students because I didn't want my husband to have to drop kick any dudes. Or rather, have to break some hearts...Wink

     
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    rabbit    September 3, 2010   Milwaukee, WI

    OMG! That's hilarious! I'd have been a bit embaressed, but lived.

     
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    You could always *pretend* to meet and hook-up.  :P

     
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    shannon1126    August 21, 2010   Washington, Wedding in Vegas

    hahaha I laughed my butt off when I read this. Completely sounds like a lady at my  OB/GYN office.

     
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    Sulli301    June 26, 2010   Michigan

    hahahahhahaahha I can TOTALLY see this happening :)

    great story...sounds like lots of sweet ladies I know!

     
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    bobbypinpearls    July 17, 2010   Arkansas

    way to go! she probably had a mini heart attack! lol

     
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    Ella1978    June 19, 2010   Cleveland, Ohio

    Ha!  Poor little old lady.. although, it probably wasn't the first time she had that convo, that day :) haha. have a good vacation!

     
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    Ejs:  ((hugs)) to you and Mr. Sushi!

    For one of my first Ob/Gyn visits, I put *1* in the number of partners box.  I really had only slept with one person (I was almost 20 then and had only kissed maybe 5 people tops, including cheek kisses).  The Doc looked at me very sternly and told me that she needed to know the total number, not the number I was sleeping with at the time of my appointment.  It took me 5 mintues to explain that I was a late bloomer.  She told me her skepticism came from my looking like a homecoming queen/head cheerleader to her.  Huh?  *facepalm*

     
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    michelle86    April 17, 2010   Saint Paul, Minnesota

    This actually happened to me a little over a year ago.  I wasn't engaged yet, but the nurse was trying to lecture me (in a judging way, unlike yours) and I had to stop her and say I was in a very serious relationship we had only ever been with each other, I wasn't worried about STDs.  My experience wasn't as funny though.

     
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    Sep_Queen    September 4, 2010  

    Haha aww cute!

     
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    Toffee    January 15, 2011   Hayden, Id

    I had the same lecture...from someone who went on to tell me that I just *had* to tell my dad she said hi... -headdesk- Let's just say that it didn't get passed along.

     
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    veganglam    January 5, 2013   Philadelphia; Wedding in NYC

    ejs4y8--too, too funny.  But the nurse sounds adorable. :)

    @MissCosmopolitan:  talk about inappropriate judgment! :O  Being 20 and having only slept with one person doesn't make you a late bloomer either, wtf! 

     
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    vanilla frosting    September 23, 2011   Philadelphia, PA

    LOL now THAT was funny!

     
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    rmw61111    June 11, 2011   Michigan

    You made me laugh out loud there at the end!

     
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    yrret107    November 28, 2009   Seattle, WA; Married in West Chester, PA

    That is pretty funny.  lol

     

     
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    Curlysue    June 5, 2009  

    Oh holy crap my mascara is now screwed up for the rest of the day!!  HAHAHAHA

    I'm glad she didn't say it in a b*tchy way, and since she's an old sweet lady that makes it different too, but I would have been shocked myself by her response.  HAHAHA

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    Oh no, sorry about that Curlysue. Yeah, i'd imagine they wouldn't have hired a judgemental crabby old lady at a Women's Clinic. At least, I hope not. I'm sure they see it all there. Although, I'm sure she was thinking, "sigh, stupid girl...." lol =]

     
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    RoddyBride09    September 5, 2009   Bethlehem, PA

    That is too funny ejs! I'm cracking up over here!

     
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    andreaandchinelo    09/04/2009   dc

    LOL...hilarious...that is classic!

     
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    jordynrose    October 16, 2010   Las Vegas, NV/Chandler, AZ

    You crack me up, this is way too funny!

     
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    Good story, I can only imagine what she hears on a regular basis!

     
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    Tonya2010    September 11, 2010  

    That is too funny!!!

     
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    Adira    October 3, 2009   New England

    haha, that reminds me of my nurse that I used to go to in school for my BC.  She was always giving me the "use condoms, even if you're in a longterm monogomous relationship" speech!

     
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    crebre80    November 20, 2010   Baton Rouge, LA

    LOL LOL LOL!! Okay that is priceless!! I look really young so I am always getting lectured on going back to school to further my education, a child doesn't stop you from going to school, to which I respond, um I own my own business in event design, here's my card if you ever need a party planned.  Also, I just may go back to school for BME, but it really doesn't work with my current career path.  They usually don't say much aafter that...

     
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    trugem    January 2011  

    Lol, that is funny!

     
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    KIKI82    October 30, 2010   SoCal

    HEHEHE That's funny!

     
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    stahlkl    November 6, 2010   South Carolina/Clearwater, FL

    too funny :-)

     
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    ejs4y8    June 20, 2009  

    I'm still giggling about it =]

     
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    MichelleMyBell    August 13 2010   London, Ontario CA

    Hahahaha.  I just read a post of yours from a while ago where you said that you're sure Mr. Sushi would fall in one day, and then I saw this one.  Made my day :)

     
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    ILikePink    June 9, 2012   Minneapolis, MN

    Did she tell you not to participate in any wet t-shirt contests either?

     

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