Funny texts between you and SO ( for laughs)

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013 - Vine Street Church

Him: Your passport is here and a copy of my birth certificate?

Me: Yeah, they’d be sending the copy we sent back to us. Is my old passport in there with my new one?

Him: I’ll open it in a sec to see. Currently popping.

Me: Popping a poop.

Him: Pooping a pop. Only had the new one in there.

Me: Goddammit!! They said they’d send my old one back!!

Him: Or may be separate. Or maybe trrrists.

Me: I want my visas and stamps ;A;

Him: Truly a first world problem.

Me: It’s like hats in Team Fortress. How sad would you be if you hats were gone?

Him: Well they won’t be. Luckily Valve is not controlled by the gubmnt.

Me: But imagine the feeeeels you would have.

Him: Sigh. All the feels.

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013 - Vine Street Church

And the good news: my cancelled passport came in the mail yesterday! I have my hats!

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Rocky Mountains USA

One of the more recent ones from my husband, on his way through the airport for an annual coastal backpacking trip:

Him: Didn’t check my school bag.  Just tried to go through security with a hunting knife and a bullet in my bag.  They were surprisingly nice to this accidental terrorist.

Me: LOLOL.

Whoops….  (Btw, he’s not a weird hoarder of weapons.  It’s hunting season here and he’s kind of a packrat, so he has bullets stuck in all his random pockets and bags…)

 

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

Well, yesterday my husband was busy and had Siri send me a text so he didnt have to type it. She must have really misunderstood him because I got a text saying “Eat my feces.” I was very confused. Does this count?

Post # 10
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2895 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

First; My FI doesn’t know what my wedding dress looks like, so my friends have been teasing him that it is Black spandex/leather/gawdy feathers, ect

Two; I just sen thim a picture of a pink strech hummer from a wedding show I’m at.

Me; Would you kill me?

Him: If you got that for our wedding, I would strongly consider it.

Me; But I thought our wedding theme was everything pink and awful

Him; I thought our theme was absurde, yet creepy

Me; Nah, I traded in the black feather dress for the hello kitty dress

Him; Fine, I’m still going to rock it Zardoz style

Me; Oddly, still appropriate

Post # 12
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

@Laurenskii:  This text exchange just happened, and I’m dumbfounded:

Him (referring to a nerdy proposal he saw on facebook that I was not nerdy enough to understand): Similar types of people tend to date. They have all the same hobbies!

Me: I don’t know if we’re that similar. I’m not nerdy enough.

Him: Oh we’re the same. We’re dating bc we’re bad people.

Me: What?! I don’t think I’m a bad person?

Him: OH YOU ARE

Post # 14
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

@Laurenskii:  he won’t even give me an answer as to why we’re bad people! He’s been on holiday from work since last Friday, and he spent Monday working 12 hours for a charity film festival. I certainly have my bitchy and snobby tendencies, but everyone thinks he’s a saint!

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@Laurenskii:  love this! My husband is 8 years older than me. He saw George Hamilton in a restaurant. I still don’t know who the heck he is. Some actor “before my time,” as I like to say when teasing my husband. 🙂

 

 

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