Post # 1
Decided to start this thread again after my FI said a good one earlier lol
FI: Hey babe, where are we going to do our pictures at? You know, the first view ones?
Me: Umm…the first what? *laughter* The first look?
FI: Don’t laugh at me! I’ve never been married before, I don’t know!
hahahaha…poor thing; he’s so damn cute
Post # 3
Our variation on a popular one…
FI spent some time on WB for the first time this week. I said, “So how was your Weddingbee experience?” He replied, “I don’t know, the hardest part is deciphering your woman-speak. It took me the longest time to figure out why you would want to give someone else an STD.”
Post # 4
My most recent: “What’s so important about the color of the tablecloths??”
I seriously thought he was joking…. but he wasn’t!!!
He’s been enlightened since…… 😉
Post # 5
I have a table cloth one too…
This is my BFF fiance when they were picking out table cloths at the venue
Her: I dont want the lap table cloths, we have to upgrade to get the table cloths to the floor.
Him: To the floor? How are we going to sit at the tables if the cloths are to the floor?
Her: Honey, they are table cloths, not brick walls.
bahahaha I couldnt stop laughing
Post # 6
My faves so far have been, “I don’t know why we need a photographer” and “I don’t think we should register for gifts. Just because everyone else does it doesn’t mean we need to.” 🙂
Post # 7
Not sure if this is funny or annoying…
I’m on WB and the FH and his BFF (I call him my 2nd husband) ask what I’m doing and I say oh I’m on WB and they roll their eyes. “We don’t want to hear anymore about the wedding”. Um, one of you is the groom and the other is a GM. And don’t ask what I’m doing when you know it’s wedding related! I’m doing ALL the planning except for the fun stuff like the food tasting! Then FH LOVES wdding planning.
Post # 8
With about 35 days to go, I was having dinner with FI and listing all of the little things we still have to do.
He turns to me and says, “man, we better start getting serious about this.”
Because it has been the wedding faeries who have planned everything up to now, right?
Post # 9
I decided that I wanted to switch out the white satin sash on my dress for a red one, so I went to David’s Bridal last weekend (where I bought my dress) and bought a red sash. I told FH and he just said “oh, ok” and went on with what he was doing. Later I heard him on the phone with his mom: “Liltwinstar bought a red sash for her dress today. Not sure why she needs a sash, it’s not a pageant.” Turns out he thought I was going to wear the sash Miss America style, over one shoulder!!! He didn’t realize that “sash” is girl code for “belt.” I just about died laughing.
Post # 10
I was talking about how we were going to be getting the the venue earlier than everyone else for the 1st look and to get our pictures finished before the ceremony.. he has agreed and known this was the plan since day one. His response was WHAT I DONT WANT TO SEE EACH OTHER BEFORE THE CEREMONY ITS BAD LUCK! ha I had to calm him down and explain again what we were doing and why. Shows how much he pays attention while studying huh!
Post # 11
@monitajb – BAHAHAHA! “Wedding fairies” – wonderful creatures lol
Post # 12
My FI was searching the net and came across a wedding blog… one of the posts was about the couple’s “geeky STDs.” FI was really confused about why someone would post something so personal online, and why an STD would be “geeky.”
Post # 13
OMG – I love reading these! They’re absolutely my favorite post! I can’t stop cracking up about the Miss America ‘sash’…entirely too funny!!
I can’t think of any right now…it’s been a long time, but I’ll see if I can remember any! In the meantime, please keep them coming! B/c you ladies are cracking me up!
Post # 14
I love these threads! I cant think of anything FH has said lately!
Post # 15
My FI just about flipped out when I wore my wedding shoes to a BBQ the other day (white patent leather sandals, the only cute white summery sandals I own now). I told him I needed to break them in and he’s like “What if you spill beer on them? Or worse, SCUFF them?!” Um…then I get them cleaned. Ironically I did spill beer on them, but they are fine and I just laughed about it.
Also when I was asking him if I should have a bolero (he hasn’t seen the dress) he said no all disgusted like. I asked him what was wrong with a bolero and he said he didn’t want me wearing fake feathers since he thought it looked gaudy. It took me awhile to realize he was thinking of a boa.
Post # 16
My fiance calls fascinators “fantabulizers”. I’ve given up on correcting him. So, rather than a veil, I’ll be wearing a fantabulizer.