Post # 1
I love my Fiance, he’s hilarious.
1. I heard my blow dryer going off. Note, Fiance has short hair
Me: What are you doing???
Fiance: you don’t want to know
Me: what? are you blow drying your balls?
Fiance: sheepishly, “yes”
I guess he said that if he dries them then they wont get “funky” in the summer.
2. Another grooming favorite
Fiance: You need to replace your razor, it’s getting a little rusty (by which I learned he meant dull)
Me: how do you knowww. Omg, you’re not using it are you?!?
Fiance: yeah, I use it to shave my back
Then he shows me his back with swipes where he could reach, hahahah
Post # 3
I come home from work and our full length mirror is broken. I ask Fiance how the mirror broke and he says that the cat did it. It is pretty secure when it hangs on the back of the door so I ask him how the cat broke it. “Well, I figured out that I can use the bathroom and watch TV at the same time if I lean the mirror against the arm of the couch and the cat decided to knock it over.” Oh, ok… the cat did it.
Post # 4
@MsLabRat: hahahahaha! the cat did it
Post # 5
I have come home on numerous occasions to find him in the middle of watching an animated movie. Last time was Wall-E, haha.
Post # 6
@HourThyme: My Fiance is not GREAT about expressing emotion, except to me of course. To all other’s he comes across as a hardened type, and I get asked a lot if he is ‘always that way’. Obviously, only with ‘you people!’
Regardless, the other week, I had walked out of the house before him to get into the car before we were to run errands. He was finishing up inside, shutting things down. I had forgotten something, so as I crept back in, I hear him say “Bye…be good…(down into a low low whisper) – I love you”.
He was bidding our DOG adieu, whom we would have seen in about an hour!! AND, told her he loves her 🙂 I started cracking up. His face was priceless. I commented that i bet he does that ALL THE TIME when he leaves the house, and how sweet it is. Just another story to prove he is actually a softy 🙂
Post # 7
I once walked in the bathroom after Darling Husband had showered and there he was putting on my body butter. He is NOT the type to be ok with using any kind of girly product. So I immediately gave him a look of shock and he just simply kept on going and without looking up said “shut up, it makes my skin feel amazing. And I get to smell like a flower instead of like oil” (he’s a mechanic). He stopped doing it though once he realized that other people, his buddies included, could tell he smelled like a flower too. For a gag gift last year at a couples bunco party we attended, one of his friends got him some body butter.. Poor Darling Husband, he will never live that down.
Post # 8
His hand is always in his pants when we are sitting around at home. Like, always. It’s his go to resting position I guess. I think it’s hilarious. Checking to make sure it’s still there or what?
Post # 9
The dog bit him between the legs, if ya know what I mean, and I didn’t believe it was as bad as he said, and rather than taking me into the bathroom to show me he just whips it out right in our living room…our windows and blinds wide open with the neighbors outside.
Post # 10
When Mr. 99 moved into my house, he brought with him a rather large deep freeze, of course, he had no idea that there were mice living in the motor compartment…but when the massive thing was set in our garage, a diluge of mice poured from it to hide in the confines of the space….luckily the garage is not connected to the house…but I was unhappy to put it mildly and he promised he would take care of it.
First attempt: He takes my fat and contented house cat, Smoo, from her suite upstairs and deposits her in the garage…thinking the cat will be compelled to eradicate the mice, he looks at me proudly before she finds a cardboard box to shove her fat ass into to nap the afternoon away….
I take my Smoo kitty back into the house and tell him to call an exterimnator…but Mr. 99 is none so ready to give up…..he’s got a plan.
I come home from work the next day to hear a racket coming from the garage…I go outside, Mr. 99 is sitting in a lawnchair with a bucket on either side of him in the doorway to the garage…one is obviously filled with ice and beer, the other upon closer inspection has dead mice in it….I peer over his shoulder to see my greyhound running after the mice, Mr. 99 has shoved everything he could not remove into the center of the garage, blocked it off with garden edging an the dog is picking the mice off, one by one and bringing them proudly to my husband to put in the bucket.
Post # 11
Fiance is a big anime fanboy and has been trying to get me to watch Dragonball Z like I’ll finally understand how amazing and not campy it is…
Anyway, I walked off to use the restroom and I hear him turn on DBZ and then walk into the kitchen to bag the trash while singing the theme song to himself. xD I don’t think he knew I could hear him through the door.
It was so great!!
Post # 12
@MsLabRat: yeah, my cat always gets blamed for everything too!
Post # 13
@ILoveMyKorat: My cats usually get blamed for farts. Because they obviously ate the broccoli we did with dinner and now have gas. Mhm.
Post # 14
@Nona99: LOL! I just laughed so hard at your story! I can totally see my Boyfriend or Best Friend doing something like that hahaha.
Post # 15
@Pinkmoon: My Boyfriend or Best Friend does that all the time, I don’t think he even realizes he is doing that half the time!
@Nona99: Oh my goodness that made me laugh! I almost spit my tea out! Creative thinking.
Post # 16
My Fiance is pretty adorable all the time when we’re together, but the funniest thing I’ve seen him do is when I was making snickerdoodle cookies for work one day and he kept trying to sneak some when I wasn’t looking.
I went upstairs to get something and I came back only to see him trying to tiptoe back into the living room with a handful of cookies and one in his mouth wearing only a t-shirt and his underwear, lol. He sees me on the stairs and we just look at each other for a moment until he says, with the cookie in his mouth,”You saw nothing.”