Funny things you've caught your FI doing

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I come home from work and our full length mirror is broken.  I ask FI how the mirror broke and he says that the cat did it.  It is pretty secure when it hangs on the back of the door so I ask him how the cat broke it.  “Well, I figured out that I can use the bathroom and watch TV at the same time if I lean the mirror against the arm of the couch and the cat decided to knock it over.”  Oh, ok… the cat did it.

Post # 5
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I have come home on numerous occasions to find him in the middle of watching an animated movie. Last time was Wall-E, haha.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@HourThyme:  My FI is not GREAT about expressing emotion, except to me of course. To all other’s he comes across as a hardened type, and I get asked a lot if he is ‘always that way’.  Obviously, only with ‘you people!’

Regardless, the other week, I had walked out of the house before him to get into the car before we were to run errands.  He was finishing up inside, shutting things down.  I had forgotten something, so as I crept back in, I hear him say “Bye…be good…(down into a low low whisper) – I love you”. 

He was bidding our DOG adieu, whom we would have seen in about an hour!! AND, told her he loves her 🙂 I started cracking up.   His face was priceless.  I commented that i bet he does that ALL THE TIME when he leaves the house, and how sweet it is.  Just another story to prove he is actually a softy 🙂

Post # 7
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

I once walked in the bathroom after DH had showered and there he was putting on my body butter. He is NOT the type to be ok with using any kind of girly product. So I immediately gave him a look of shock and he just simply kept on going and without looking up said “shut up, it makes my skin feel amazing. And I get to smell like a flower instead of like oil” (he’s a mechanic). He stopped doing it though once he realized that other people, his buddies included, could tell he smelled like a flower too. For a gag gift last year at a couples bunco party we attended, one of his friends got him some body butter.. Poor DH, he will never live that down.

Post # 8
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

His hand is always in his pants when we are sitting around at home. Like, always. It’s his go to resting position I guess. I think it’s hilarious. Checking to make sure it’s still there or what? 

Post # 9
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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

The dog bit him between the legs, if ya know what I mean, and I didn’t believe it was as bad as he said, and rather than taking me into the bathroom to show me he just whips it out right in our living room…our windows and blinds wide open with the neighbors outside.

Post # 10
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2018

When Mr. 99 moved into my house, he brought with him a rather large deep freeze, of course, he had no idea that there were mice living in the motor compartment…but when the massive thing was set in our garage, a diluge of mice poured from it to hide in the confines of the space….luckily the garage is not connected to the house…but I was unhappy to put it mildly and he promised he would take care of it.

First attempt:  He takes my fat and contented house cat, Smoo, from her suite upstairs and deposits her in the garage…thinking the cat will be compelled to eradicate the mice, he looks at me proudly before she finds a cardboard box to shove her fat ass into to nap the afternoon away….

I take my Smoo kitty back into the house and tell him to call an exterimnator…but Mr. 99 is none so ready to give up…..he’s got a plan.

I come home from work the next day to hear a racket coming from the garage…I go outside, Mr. 99 is sitting in a lawnchair with a bucket on either side of him in the doorway to the garage…one is obviously filled with ice and beer, the other upon closer inspection has dead mice in it….I peer over his shoulder to see my greyhound running after the mice, Mr. 99 has shoved everything he could not remove into the center of the garage, blocked it off with garden edging an the dog is picking the mice off, one by one and bringing them proudly to my husband to put in the bucket.

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

FI is a big anime fanboy and has been trying to get me to watch Dragonball Z like I’ll finally understand how amazing and not campy it is…

Anyway, I walked off to use the restroom and I hear him turn on DBZ and then walk into the kitchen to bag the trash while singing the theme song to himself. xD I don’t think he knew I could hear him through the door.

It was so great!!

Post # 12
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318 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2018

@MsLabRat:   yeah,  my cat always gets blamed  for everything  too!

Post # 13
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@ILoveMyKorat:  My cats usually get blamed for farts. Because they obviously ate the broccoli we did with dinner and now have gas. Mhm.

Post # 14
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846 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

@Nona99:  LOL! I just laughed so hard at your story! I can totally see my BF doing something like that hahaha.

Post # 15
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

@Pinkmoon:  My BF does that all the time, I don’t think he even realizes he is doing that half the time! 

 

 

@Nona99:  Oh my goodness that made me laugh! I almost spit my tea out! Creative thinking.

 

 

Post # 16
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Bumble bee

My FI is pretty adorable all the time when we’re together, but the funniest thing I’ve seen him do is when I was making snickerdoodle cookies for work one day and he kept trying to sneak some when I wasn’t looking. 

I went upstairs to get something and I came back only to see him trying to tiptoe back into the living room with a handful of cookies and one in his mouth wearing only a t-shirt and his underwear, lol. He sees me on the stairs and we just look at each other for a moment until he says, with the cookie in his mouth,”You saw nothing.”

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