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Funny wedding related joke

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    naangel55    June 20, 2009   Long Beach, CA

    This was sent to me by my boss today and I thought all the bees on here would enjoy it :)

    Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

    Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever !

    A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother !

    Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.  ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

    Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.''

    A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

    When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could  wear it."

    Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''

     
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    okqueenbee    Dec 4, 2009   OKC

    LOL - In your face, new "young" wife! Hehehehe... thanks for sharing :)

     
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    zippylef    October 30, 2010   Norfolk, UK

    Bwahaha! LOVE it!

     
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    lrwedd    September 4, 2010  

    HAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!

     
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    mrskesslertobe    September 18, 2010  

    That is awesome!

     
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    otb    December 31, 2009   Chicago, IL

    That is hilarious!  I love it!

     
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    oracle    October 23, 2010   Los Angeles

    LOL!!!  I love it!!!!

     
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    jaybird12    September 6, 2014   Boston, MA

    Haha! That's hilarious.

     
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    Osakagrl    May 8th 2010   Sacramento , CA

    LOVE THIS! That is freaking awesome

     
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    verosara    March 27, 2010   LA, California

    This is good.  Good call on the joke being appreciated here.

     
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    Sulli301    June 26, 2010   Michigan

    love love love LOVE it :) hahaha awesome!

     
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    lulucarmen    August 7, 2010   Saskatchewan

    haha! great joke!

     

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