Girl surfs through entire pregnancy

posted 3 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

Go, her! Especially since it’s a lifelong hobby–And probably way more fun than I had hitting the gym!

Post # 4
6067 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: January 2012

Good for her!

Post # 5
3249 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I can’t stop reading this as “Girl smurfs through entire pregnancy,” but then look more closely, to read “surfs” and then imagine a woman giving birth, while surfing, non-chalantly, something like the Catholic mother in Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life, except she is athletic, and picks up the baby, cradling it, as she surfs back to shore, to show off her baby, and collect her first place ribbon, to cheering crowds of hot people in bathing suits.

And … now that I’ve typed it out, I can’t help but see Rodney Dangerfield at the very end, yelling “HEY EVERYBODY!  WE’RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!”

And then, of course, the story would start again, for several beach-going, surfing women, and could grow exponentially from there, until a “surfing birth” becomes a trend.

I think I probably need to go to bed, so my brain can rest after whatever just happened here.

Post # 6
171 posts
Blushing bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

So cool 😀

Post # 7
3406 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

wow!! jealous of how fit she is!

Post # 8
7664 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2013 - UK

@Duncan:  Sounds like you’ve had a bit of a long week at the office, LOL!

Post # 9
15 posts

Can’t believe all the people in the comments (and people she addressed) who were giving her grief about it. Babies LOVE water. That must be such a natural experience for the baby and mother to share that kind of movement together. Guess all those pregnant dolphins must be putting their babies in danger too! Why do people act like pregnant women are fragile or disabled? Women have been having babies for ten thousand years. I think we can handle it. 

Post # 10
8480 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2013

Looks like fun!!

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