Goofy things your parents do.

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
1450 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

My mom is fairly Facebook illiterate too. My dad doesn’t have one but every time I put up a picture with him in it she tags “Tom’s Photography” thinking its him. She just types in Tom and tags whatever pops up! It’s hikarious. They’re leobably like “who is this crazy guy, it’s not us!”

Post # 3
2679 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

My little sister recently introdcued my Mom to emoticons and now she uses them, in excess, in every post and text. When OSU beat MSU yesterday I swear there was a string of like ten of those silly little things!

Post # 4
746 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2016

my mom is a whiz with facebook, she bloody loves it, and she was completely computer illiterate 5 years prior. Shes the cutest lil lady ever. When i had facebook [ got rid of it ] she would always comment on my pics of my pets or me n my SO etc. Hilarious, I know there would always be a like from her and a comment that says ‘ too cute’ or you both look great ‘ 

everytime i used to message her on fb when i was in australia i would tell her stories and all id get back is <3 and the thumbs up lolololl

Post # 5
6431 posts
Bee Keeper

MissComicBook:  Hahahaha, my mom is ridiculous with the emojis too.

She also doesn’t really understand the concept of texting. Instead of just texting something like “What time are we meeting Saturday?”, she’ll text: “TheGridMonster? You there?” and then only after I respond with “Hi mom” does she then ask her question.


Post # 6
1583 posts
Bumble bee

My mom texts like she writes letters. It’s really funny.  Example:

Dear Molokoa,

 Do you want supper?

Love, Mom

I’m making chicken. Love, Mom

Can you bring a vegetable? Love, Mom


Post # 7
449 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2016

We had ribs and brisket last night. My SO bought two different tasting BBQ sauces one spicyish tasting and one sweet from two different popular BBQ joints. This morning I put the spicy one on my left overs for work.  I could have swore my BBQ sauce tasted very different so I called her randomly and said my FAV BBQ sauce had a weird taste. My mother then says ” Oh well last night I combined both sauces because you don’t need all those empty bottles in your fridge” 

I just laughed it off what can I do other than say ” Oh my gosh”

Post # 8
260 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

Lol love this post


my fmil is so funny. She’s very technology dated. But it’s honestly her voicemail messages that make me laugh the most. Oh god she’s sweet. 

See you later sweetie, ok? Bye bye. Love you. Call me later. Say hi to the puppy. See you for dinner on Sunday. Be safe. Love you. Ok. Call me when you can. We will do something when you’re free. I will be babysitting for my neighbours on Tuesday but call me anyways. oK. So, remember i love you. See you later. and talk to you later. Alright now. Bye bye. Bye sweetie. Bye bye. Love you. Talk to you later. 



babahahahahaha. I crack up everytine. My FI says now he just hangs up and doesn’t listen to the rest. Even when we talk to her love it’s a quick bye and cut her off or else she just keeps on going. Energizer bunny of good byes

Post # 9
273 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2025

allyfally:  I came home one day and my parents were doing yoga poses and planks lol Thought it was cute since my parents are almost 60 and my mom is not active at all!

Post # 10
769 posts
Busy bee

I gave my mom my old Iphone and for some reason whenever she texted me, her texts looked something like this:


I asked her a few times what she meant and if she could resend them to me. Her reply was always “oh sweetie, it’s English! I am trying to learn English” (she recently moved to the US from Italy).

Post # 11
1905 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

My parents will text me from the same phone. It’s hilarious.

– (mom) hey cass, you can eat the leftovers for dinner 

-this is father. I want the leftovers. 

-(mom)he doesn’t need them. Eat them

Post # 12
6631 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: June 2011

molokoa:  My MIL does this she signs love and her name on every single text

Post # 13
2115 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

This isn’t about my mom, but about my grandma.  She is still figuring out technology, but she has really caught on to e-mail.   However, she doesn’t quite understand it.   After every email, she always used to call us to let us know that she sent it.  Also, there was one night where she needed to send an e-mail, but it was 9:30 at night, so it was too late to send.<br /><br />My grandpa got her an e-reader for Christmas and she wanted to take it on vacation, so she asked me to put 2 books on there for her. Well, her flights alone were a total of 20 hours, so I put about 15 books on there instead, just in case. Well, when I told her that, she just said “oh, but won’t that make it too heavy to carry in my purse?” hahaha

Post # 15
1300 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: February 2015 - Chapel on Base

My mom has finally started using her smartphone to full capacity.  She now using the Internet to check the weather and found link regarding public criminal records.  She asked me to find it because she lost it.  Of course she lost it in the middle of 26 Internet tabs.  I think 24 tabs were the weather.  

When she gets a Facebook notification you would think she won the lotto.  

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