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    Soon2BeMrsC    March 20, 2010   Wine Country

    Me: "So, do you want your ring engraved?"

    FI: "No."

    Me: "Why not?"

    FI: "What, like I'm not gonna know what it's for?"

    Really??  Really??  I guess the sentiment is just lost on him.

     
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    cardigan    January 7, 2011   Austin, TX

    LOL that's so funny!

    My FI made me laugh the other day too - he was flipping through one of my bridal magazines and pointing out dresses he liked/didn't like. He kept saying "Oh, I like that one, but I don't like the bottom" to all of the ones with trains.

    Finally I said "What do you have against trains?"

    He said "Well, won't you step on it when you're dancing at the reception?!"

    I had to explain to him the concept of the bustle, and now he's a fan of trains, haha!! Smile

     
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    Jessie516    May 16, 2009   Ann Arbor, MI

    That's funny!  My husband and I determined that engraving our rings wasn't worth it.  I fully expect him to lose his ring at some point! :) My husband occasionally watches "Say Yes to the Dress" with me and told me that he thinks dresses with pick-ups look like "crumpled pieces of paper".  Boys!

     
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    HugsKissesLadyBugsBride       Boston, MA

    Sometimes the boy says things and I find myself thinking "what is wrong with you, of course you need chair covers, engraved rings, etc etc..."  and then I remember... guys dont really think about those things, so maybe im expecting too much from him.  I think we all want the answer from our man that one of our girlfriends would give us, and in my case at least, thats never gonna happen!! LOL

     
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    abrideagain    October 24, 2009   Austin

    Yeah, I just think that guys are on a WHOLE different wave-length some days...or all the time...LOL!

     
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    KellyV    September 12, 2009   New York, NY

    LOL, I was telling FI about the large moss letters I needed to make to hang on the church doors...

     

    FI- "What?  I dont get it...moss??"

    Me; "intead of wreaths...our initials"

    FI "Cant wait to see that...<sarcastic>

    as he sees me making them

    FI: That moss is gonna be SO brown by the time you hang it in 4 days!

    Me: Its preserved moss...this is the color it stays

    FI: Oh...

    after theyre done and I have them hanging off the shower rod (as our dog frantically keeps trying to eat them..)

    FI:  Those look REALLY nice!  I love them!  Man you're good...

     

    <sigh>  love him

     
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    KateMW    8.30.03   Birmingham

    Umm...my husband pointed out a dress the other day and said it would make my chest look good, so I should get that. LOL He is totally not like that either! Oh well, I bet you know what dress I'm on the hunt for now. Good boobage and a cute dress? Yes please!

     
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    cheerful    September 2009 - eloped  

    Upon explaining that the civil ceremony at San Francisco City Hall will conclude with "By the powers vested in me by the State of California, I now pronounce you man and wife," he looked at me frantically, "when do I get to kiss you?" I said he could just kiss me at the end - "I have to remember??" 

     
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    RecessionistaBride    January 28, 2012  

    Men!

    I'm rarely full of mushy sentiments, but today I just felt the urge to gush to my FI about how much I love him. I was basically spewing out stuff you'd say for your vows & he replies with:

    "Awesome. Hey I gotta go move my car."

    WHAT?! lol I just started laughed and called him on it for NOT listening. Then he pretended he was listening & followed it with "Aww. I love you too babe". Thanks.

    The next time he'll hear me say anything warm & fuzzy will be on our wedding day lol. Hopefully he'll be listening. :) 

     
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    eloping    May 23, 2010  

    when hubby and i were considering having a wedding i was showing him the budget and he freaked out about the $5K flower budget and actually said "cant you go to coles and buy some flowers and put them together"

    he really thought we could get away with $20 in flowers

     

     
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    poodle    April 1, 2010   California / Planning Process in Chile

    haha that is SO FUNNY!

     
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    Miss Paris    June 19, 2010   Paris, France

    So this one is not wedding related...This morning when I woke up, Mr Paris and I had switched sides of the bed during the night.  I asked him how that happened and he said I kept pushing him over so he eventually got up and changed sides to have more room.  To which I jokingly replied, "But I'm so little, how could I push you that much?".  (Note: I am almost a foot shorter than Mr. Paris) His reply: "You're not that little, we're the same width!"

    Gee, thanks honey! 

     
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    littlemissmoo    July 18, 2010   London, UK

    @Miss Paris, I have the same problem with Mr Moo! Only apparently what I do is lie diagonally on the bed so his choice becomes a) bunched up at the top of the bed on his side or b) bunched up at the bottom of the bed on my side. I also have a tendency to steal the duvet :) 

    Today I had a good one. I saw these cute little DIY scratch cards (both Mr Moo and I enjoy doing the lottery so I thought it'd be a cute idea).

    Me: Hey Mr Moo! What about DIY scratch cards for added fun?

    Mr Moo: Yeah sure.

    Me: Don't you like them? 

    Mr Moo: Ehhh....

    Me: Did you even look at the picture?

    *Mr Moo looks at the picture, says nothing, goes back to doing his thing*

    Me: Ok then.

    **10 minutes later**

    Mr Moo: So what could we use them for anyways?

    Me: ??

    Mr Moo: The scratch cards.

    Me: You mean you like them?

    Mr Moo: Well I didn't say no did I?

    *facepalm*. Yes darling. But you didn't say yes either! Turns out he just had to think about it... for 10 minutes. Love him.

     
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    Miss Paris    June 19, 2010   Paris, France

    @MissMoo - Mr Paris is the cover stealer in our house, which is odd considering that he doesn't like to be covered when he sleeps!

     
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    littlemissmoo    July 18, 2010   London, UK

    @Miss Paris. Silly men! But that's why we love them so right? ;)

     
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    star    October 11, 2009   New York, NY!

    Haha, that's hysterical.

     
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    Querida       Sugar Land, TX

    These are great!  FI is always touching me - if we're sitting, he'll rub my leg or my arm.  He's pretty much in constant motion - which usually does not bother me, but the other day we were talking about something semi-serious and his hand kept migrating up my leg.  Convo:

    {I stop talking mid-sentance}

    FI:  What?  Why'd you stop?

    me:  Just thought I'd let you finish so you could actually pay attention

    FI:  Babe, i'm listening to you

    me: Right -  i think your brain is in the middle of a blood shortage...

    He gave up.  LOL

     

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