Post # 1
Ok its a question dying to be asked.
What is the most embarrassing sexual moment you have ever had?
Fiance and I had decided to try anal beads and in the heat of the moment between him thrusting and my muscles clenching… they slide up pretty far. Took me 15 minutes to push them out…
Alright Ive shared now lets hear it!
Post # 3
I vomited all over a man’s stomach while giving him a blowjob.
Post # 4
@SandyDollHair: I can’t top you, so I won’t even try. 🙂
Post # 5
@SandyDollHair: Hey! I did this too.. *virtual highfive* lol, but really.. so embarassing. lol
Post # 6
@SandyDollHair: I have vomited once after giving my SO a blow job and attempting to swallow (super sensitive gag reflex) but luckily there was a plastic bag nearby that I grabbed just in time.
Post # 7
wow. I admit to doing this though in the shower so it all just rain down the drain no harm done
Post # 8
This isn’t my story, but one of my good friend’s story.
She told me this story over lunch at one of our local Mexican restaurants, and she was beyond mortified.
She went to Club 99, one of our local techno dance clubs, and she met this really cute guy. They danced, hit it off really well, but it was really loud, and she was having trouble hearing things he was saying to her. At some point he’s talking and talking, but she can only make out “sex…..you” and she said she frantically nodded.
So they took a cab to his place, they both stripped down (and according to her, he is SMOKIN’!) and he asks her to put on this blindfold. She obliges, and gets on her knees in the center of his room on this special mat. She’s anticipating him to touch her…
…and he pissed on her.
She was mortified and screamed. But he thought she was okay with it because at the club apparently he had asked if she was into it and she nodded yes. So it was awkward all around.
I burst into tears when she told me this because I was grossed out and laughing hysterically. Poor Andrea. 🙁
Post # 9
OMG! That last story cracked me up! My Darling Husband had a freaky relationship with a bi-FB before he met me and got to experience all sorts of things men think they want. Glad he got it out of his system with her. OK, I’m hard to embarrass for the most part…until one night. This is gross and horrifically embarrassing for me: When we were first together I’d go stay at my guy’s house on weekends. On a Monday of one week I realized I was getting a yeast infection so I took the OTC cure which is cream stuff up in there for 2 days and I figured we’d be good to go by the weekend and it seemed like it was totally gone so I didn’t mention it come Friday night. So we’re gettting busy and he pulls his fingers out of me, intends to bring them to my mouth and stops midway saying, “What the f**k is that?” I was horrified to see vag stuff that was not meant for a man’s eyes. I jumped up and locked myself in the bathroom and sat there sobbing. I was mortified. He was so hurt that I wouldn’t talk to him about it – he only has a brother and is fascinated by women, even the not-pretty stuff. He was horrified, not by the condition but that he almost put his fingers in my mouth…it was bad all around. Took a long time before I could laugh about it.
Post # 10
The most embarrassing thing has been me queefing. We both found it ridiculously hilarious (we tend to find fart noises in general stupidly funny, you’d think for a 23 year old and a 20 year old we’d be a bit more mature hahaha)
Post # 11
Ok I will put mine out there…
I used to love anal. love it! Wanted it all the time. So an ex-bf and i were doing anal and it was really good. best ever. We both came, but when I came, I pooped too! There was poop on him, and somehow there was poop on my foot?
Needless to say, that event lead to us not doing anything any longer and breaking up a month later (the day before this happened, we talked about moving in together so i directly relate the break-up to the “poop on the foot” incident)
also, I have not done anal since that incident, over 6 years ago
Post # 12
College BF’s mother walked in on us in their house
Post # 13
Queefing = Mortifying and hilarious.
Post # 14
@BrookieCookie9: I’m so sorry but I literally laughed out loud when I read that. I like anal but I’m always scared of that happening so I don’t do it… thanks for confirming my fear 🙂
Post # 15
I did anal once, and I thought I was going to die. Like my intestines were just saying, “ABANDON SHIP!”
And to answer your question, no, I wasn’t relaxed! How could I be?!
My guy now is hinting at trying anal…but my ass is sayin’ no.
Post # 16
Back when I was in college, I was giving this guy I was hooking up with a BJ and I was really drunk. I guess I was chewing gum while doing it and it fell out of my mouth and got stuck in his pubic hair. He had trouble getting it out, and I was mortified!