Have a "Thanks for making me feel huge" moment recently?

posted 3 years ago in Pregnancy
Post # 3
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2015

@Cory_loves_this_girl:  I’m sorry that happened to you! If you want a burger, eat a burger!! You’ll get way more protein from a burger than soup and salad!! That waitress is a douche…. 🙂

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2011

Haha! I would have been pissed, too, but it IS funny. Last year I did a ten hour hiking race (you hike this mountain and then ride down as many times as you can in ten hours) and I was so exhausted and in so much pain afterwards I hardly eat anything. I took a vicodin and went to bed. The next morning my husband took me out for breakfast and I ordered biscuits and gravy- and it was HUGE, like so much food. I figured I’d eat half and take the rest home….but once I started eating I just kept going and, yep, ate the whole thing. Our waitress came back and was STUNNED, she could not believe I ate it all. I was like, yeah, I was pretty hungry….

You should’ve told your waitress, I know I look pregnant but it’s actually just too many burgers.

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

@Cory_loves_this_girl: Oh jeez, like you’re the first woman ever to order a bacon cheeseburger. You’d think that a waitress would come across such a phenomenon every now and then. SO silly!

For the record, I never order salads but my FI will sometimes. 

Post # 7
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Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

@Cory_loves_this_girl:  I would have taken it as a compliment! Like that you’re WAY too tiny to POSSIBLY eat an entire Chili’s cheeseburger by yourself!

(Or that DH is too much of a Chunky Monkey to be eating a SALAD for dinner!)

Post # 9
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884 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2012

I ran into the maintenence guy in the elevator the other day. We’re pretty friendly because I had a lot of random issues with my apt the first few months after I moved in. Here is the conversation….

Guy: Hey, it’s getting close, huh?

Me: Yup, due next month!

Guy: It’s twins, right?

Me: No. -__-

Post # 10
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3778 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

I’m not pregnant.. and this isn’t a food related post… but I was looking at some pictures I snapped at a group hiking thing I did today. I knew I was the tallest there but looking at the pics I look HUGE compared to the other girls there! I mean I have a slim build and I’m 5’8″, so I’m not really huge… but when you snap my pic next to 3 other girls that are 5’2-5’5″ and two of them have that tiny bird like build to them, I look GIGANTIC, like I’m some Amazonian! 🙁 at first I thought “jeesh I look SO fat!” and then I did a double take and realized it’s just that I was just physically bigger than everyone else… 

Post # 12
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785 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2015

@Cory_loves_this_girl:  I’m not pregnant. But anyways…

I went to a local sandwich shop, by myself, and order a half size of the sandwich I wanted. (The full sizes are ridiculously huge..). And then I asked to make it a combo with a fountain pop and 2 chocolate chip cookies.

The dumbass cashier said “Haha are the cookies for you or the baby!?”….

Who says that? So thanks asshole cashier for the following…

1. Reminding me that I’m fat.

2. Making me feel huge.

3. Reminding me that I’m not pregnant yet, despite my best efforts.. (11 cycles).

Post # 14
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785 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: March 2015

@Cory_loves_this_girl:  I’m 5’1 and 170lbs. I get it. But to actually say it to my face? I wanted to throw the sandwich at her.

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