Hilarious, ridiculous, or ironic ringtones: Need ideas!

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Worker bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

i have i love my chick by busta rhymes for my FI ringtone 🙂 

Post # 3
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

iarebridezilla:  my mom’s is crickets – generally when she calls there’s no reason for it so I thought it would be funny.  My sister’s is an old school car horn becasue, hold up, sis is calling, drop everything and answer that call.

FH has 2, one for text one for call and they’re songs that have sentimental value to us (i’m cheesy)

Post # 4
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

iarebridezilla:  I love my Honey Boo Boo ringtone from TLC- they have a few options from “Honey boo boo’s callin ya- ya best pickup ya phone” to “Ya better redneckonize”… I changed it back to a regular ringtone for a while but those were just so much more entertaining…. 

Post # 5
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2015

I have the Jaws theme song for my parents lol. My mom has the looney tunes theme song for when her mom or sister call (they’re crazy). For my FI, I have “I wanna do bad things with you” – the True Blood song. Lots of theme songs going on apparently lol.

Post # 6
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2016 - Gorse Hill, Surrey, UK

My FI has minion voices for all of his, and the minion banana song for his ringtone 🙂

Post # 8
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

My all time favorite custom ringtone was “America, Fuck Yea!” from the movie Team America. Nothing like randomly hearing “AMERICA! FUCK YEA! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah!” blast from your phone. 🙂

Post # 9
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Worker bee

My ringtone for when my daughter calls me is Stewie from Family Guy, “mom, mom, mommy, mum, etc….” I think you know which one I mean.

When my husband calls, it’s “Who’s Your Daddy” by Toby Keith.

<br />For everyone else it’s Pharrell William’s “Happy.”  If I don’t feel like picking up, I just listen to the ringtone because, well, it makes me happy! 

Post # 10
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Buzzing bee

Idk if it’s appropriate for either of those people but I recently changed my ringtone to “Peanut Butter” by RuPaul

I also am a fan of “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea 

I like my ringtones to be songs I like that don’t match what I look like I’d listen to? If that makes sense

 

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

This is kind of serious, kind of funny. One night I was out late with my friend and we couldn’t find a cab. This guy started following and harrassing us. It was like 2 am and no one was around to help. I told him to get away from us or else. He didn’t believe the or else. I wound up punching him in the face hard enough to break his nose (I think) giving us enough to run away. After that my brother set up the “Rocky” theme song as my ring tone. 

Post # 14
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

Jaws theme song for my MIL

You belong with me for FI (because we were both dating people when we met and it was fitting)

Mom. Mom, Mommy, Mom, ma, ma from stewie for my mom

My phone also announces “Sex pills, take your sex pills” (recorded by a lovely man friend of mine from when were like 18 when I was making an alarm for my BC) for him. 

My best friend is “we want big booty B*tches” (Except the bitches is turned into business in the song)

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