Post # 1
It’s about time I set some personalized ringtones on my phone so that I know when I should actually try to answer it and when I can just let it go to voicemail. I think I just need ringtones for DH and for my parents … they’re pretty much the only ones that call me anyway. But of course I have to pick something ridiculous!
I’m leaning towards Rasheeda “Bubble Gum” for DH’s ringtone. That’s the ringtone in Paul Blart: Mall Cop when he gets the cell phone from the guy’s teenage daughter, and it is the funniest part of that entire movie (also the only part of the movie that is funny). But I can be dissuaded from this plan if anyone has a better idea.
Any good ideas for funny or ironic ringtones? I can’t be the only one looking to change things up a little on the ol’ iPhone! Share your brilliance!
Post # 2
i have i love my chick by busta rhymes for my FI ringtone 🙂
Post # 3
iarebridezilla: my mom’s is crickets – generally when she calls there’s no reason for it so I thought it would be funny. My sister’s is an old school car horn becasue, hold up, sis is calling, drop everything and answer that call.
FH has 2, one for text one for call and they’re songs that have sentimental value to us (i’m cheesy)
Post # 4
iarebridezilla: I love my Honey Boo Boo ringtone from TLC- they have a few options from “Honey boo boo’s callin ya- ya best pickup ya phone” to “Ya better redneckonize”… I changed it back to a regular ringtone for a while but those were just so much more entertaining….
Post # 5
I have the Jaws theme song for my parents lol. My mom has the looney tunes theme song for when her mom or sister call (they’re crazy). For my FI, I have “I wanna do bad things with you” – the True Blood song. Lots of theme songs going on apparently lol.
Post # 6
- Wedding: April 2016 - Gorse Hill, Surrey, UK
My FI has minion voices for all of his, and the minion banana song for his ringtone 🙂
Post # 7
FutureMrsJohnson_: ha! The jaws theme would work well for my folks. Though they are usually calling to invite us for dinner so maybe something food related would be more appropriate 😉
sorry I kind of bailed from this thread! Had to pick my sick baby up from daycare, only to discover she is a big ol’ fakey fakerson. A little Tylenol and she’s jumping in her jumperoo like nothing was ever wrong.
Post # 8
My all time favorite custom ringtone was “America, Fuck Yea!” from the movie Team America. Nothing like randomly hearing “AMERICA! FUCK YEA! Comin’ again to save the motherfuckin’ day, yeah!” blast from your phone. 🙂
Post # 9
My ringtone for when my daughter calls me is Stewie from Family Guy, “mom, mom, mommy, mum, etc….” I think you know which one I mean.
When my husband calls, it’s “Who’s Your Daddy” by Toby Keith.
<br />For everyone else it’s Pharrell William’s “Happy.” If I don’t feel like picking up, I just listen to the ringtone because, well, it makes me happy!
Post # 10
Idk if it’s appropriate for either of those people but I recently changed my ringtone to “Peanut Butter” by RuPaul
I also am a fan of “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea
I like my ringtones to be songs I like that don’t match what I look like I’d listen to? If that makes sense
Post # 11
This is kind of serious, kind of funny. One night I was out late with my friend and we couldn’t find a cab. This guy started following and harrassing us. It was like 2 am and no one was around to help. I told him to get away from us or else. He didn’t believe the or else. I wound up punching him in the face hard enough to break his nose (I think) giving us enough to run away. After that my brother set up the “Rocky” theme song as my ring tone.
Post # 12
a_day_at_the_fair: P nah P nah P nah Peanut Butter. Lol. Love me some Rupaul!
Post # 13
GG_Vega: Must be jelly cause jam don’t shake
Post # 14
Jaws theme song for my MIL
You belong with me for FI (because we were both dating people when we met and it was fitting)
Mom. Mom, Mommy, Mom, ma, ma from stewie for my mom
My phone also announces “Sex pills, take your sex pills” (recorded by a lovely man friend of mine from when were like 18 when I was making an alarm for my BC) for him.
My best friend is “we want big booty B*tches” (Except the bitches is turned into business in the song)