I hate when my car gets pooped on, and it inevitably happens right after I wash it. I shit you not, a few years ago I had just gotten some sinfully delicious hot McDonalds fries from the drive-through and my window was still down. I'll be damned if a bird didn't figure out how to aim it's poop at some magical angle and it actually went straight into my bag of fries. I took that as a sign that I indeed should not have been eating fast food.
I actually came out of the store and had people comment to me on it's size....they're horrified and impressed all at the same time...you know what? I kinda like it now, I think I'll leave it on there for a while as an homage to the splendor of nature...or something...
So gross! I have a convertible and bird poop makes me paranoid to leave the top down for extended periods of time.
@Sunfire: How awesome would that be? My little car serves as proof that the dinosaurs were never really gone, just hiding out in Brazil like the Nazis of the paleozoic period....neat
When you said "Holy Crap (Literally)" I was expecting something much different. I am thanking my deity of choice that this post wasn't accompanied by a photo of toilet leavings shaped like YOUR deity of choice.
That said, I find that a sock over an ice scraper works pretty well for bird poop. Plus, you don't have to touch it!
A few years ago, DH and I drove my convertible for our vacation in the Floriday Keys. We were driving over the Seven Mile Bridge with the top down and I was terrified when a group of seagulls flew over the car.
@Nona99: You are amazing. Always know how to add a smile to someone elses face! LOL :)
lmao
I wish I lived near you. I'd totally hang out w/ you and buy you a beer.
I guess the bird shitting on my car is better than what happened last year....my Dad was so distracted over the election that he forgot to set the parking break on his car, so when I pulled into the parking lot at work, there it was, all cockeyed in the bushes and up against a tree....it was really hard to have to walk into his office and tell him he rolled his car into the shrubs....
@Nona99: The way I feel today in my office, after staying up so late because of the election is: PLEASE nobody expect me to do any real work or come to me with any complicated issues. My desk is piled high with work, but all I've done so far is move some papers around. Brain fog!
@Sunfire: I'm suffering from non-specific grumpitude AND a motivational crisis today, luckily it seems as a state we're all kind of in the same boat, so I don't expect to see a lot of action around the workplace...at least I get my friggin nails done tonight so I don't have to look like some grown out gothic outcast AND since my mother and I are going jewelry shopping this weekend, my hands will be in tip top condition to try on rings until my little heart bursts!
Mr. 99 has already called twice to "check" on me, that means I wasn't my silly, extra fun, gorgeous ray of sunshine self this morning and he's feeling sad because I didn't lay upside down on the couch with the dogs while he was eating his cereal and ask him stupid questions like, "If we were bears would we be hybernating or still in the bulking up stage of the season?"
I'm just having on off day is all...the Nona99 floor show has ben cancelled today due to lack of interest on the performers part.
@Nona99: Haha!! Thanks for the laughs, though, you're fabulous.
Awesome, too, about getting your nails done. :)
Maybe a pelican?? I work near a shoreline and when the pelicans around here decide to poo, it's like a small bucket of whitewash landed on our cars. Super gross!!!
...as always, my brother can be relied upon to send me something completely unprofessional and bizarre to try and cheer me up....
ALL DONE! Our office is about two blocks from a local food bank, which is fine, however we get some interesting foot traffic to say the least in the alley behind the office..I had just stepped in the front door when I hear what sounds like a child screaming at the top of her lungs, "No! Leave me alone! Let go of me!" and we JUST had a horrible abudction and murder here a few weeks ago, so before the door can shut behind me I'm back out of it and sprinting to the back of the building because I'll be damned if that's going to happen again and what do I see as I round the corner????
Two people and a shopping cart, fighting over something they've found in our dumpster....of course the woman was SO LOUD that everyone has come running from across the street and the alley to see what's going on, and all there is to look at are two obviously intoxicated transients squabbling over a broken keyboard one of the employees threw out after spilling coffee in it....
So here I sit, trembling from a surge of adrenalin...I just wanna get my nails gone you guys
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Really?? WTF?? 
The day after an election is always weird, but today is especially confusing because if I were to try and figure out what genus of bird just took the biggest shit that I've ever seen on my car, I would have to say that the endangered condor is alive and well and feeling so much better after taking a hellacious dump on my hood!!! I swear! It's as big as the headlight! I would take a picture of it, but my phone doesn't have a wide angle lense....just what I Needed today....anybody got a squegee?