Post # 1
FI have been NTNP for two cycles now… and last cycle I knew I wasn’t KU because we didn’t BD anywhere around O. I have only been charting AF and secondary symptoms, no temps or anything. I actually bought a FRER AND a Basal Thermometer today because I thought for sure AF was just late (should have arrived today), but sickly like peeing on sticks.
It was a squinter after about 7 seconds, and by a minute there was no doubt…
After five minutes…
LIKE, HOLY SHIT, BATMAN!
My FI is out of town right now and he has limited reception. I just sent him a picture and tried calling him…
I have no idea what to do!!!! The wedding is in 25 days, too! How am I going to cover this up at my Stagette?!?! Suggestions?
Post # 4
Congrats! Can you possibly manage to make your stagette into something that is minimal drinking involved so it isn’t as obvious? Or always blame a med that can react with the alcohol.
Post # 5
Congrats!!! Say you’re drinking gin and tonic and bribe the bartender to only give you tonic 🙂
Post # 6
thanks for the suggestions! But what if I’m given shots!?
Post # 7
@TammieRei: How many at your stagette? Can you tell them and swear them to secrecy?
Alternatively, can you just tell your closest friend or two, so they can look after you?
Oh and congratssssssss!!!!
Post # 8
Omg!!! So exciting!!! You little one gets to be at your wedding( kinda) anyways you can always just drink mixers and just say you don’t want to get sloppy so no shots for you… Congrats again mama bear!
Post # 9
I agree with paula, either tell one or two and swear to secrecy, or try tossing it over your shoulder really quickly 😀
Post # 10
Look at those lines!! Congratulations!
Post # 11
@SashaUSARu: @swissbride: Thank you!!!!!
@Hannahccampo: Thank you! It’s such a neat thought!
@teaspoonBunny: @paula1248: Yeah, my stagette is going to be very small, and mostly guys! I would probably have to swear all of them to secrecy because they probably will give me a hard time for drinking. My MoH is also CRAZY when it comes to shots, there’s NO WAY I could throw all of them over my shoulder without someone noticing!!!
Post # 14
Do the Coyote Ugly trick… “chase” your shots with a beer and spit the shot into the bottle 🙂
Post # 15
Congratulations! I’d say blame a medication as well- like being on an antibiotic for a sinus infection or something- or if it’s mostly guys as you say- then say your on an antibiotic for a uti or something. If its about the lady parts they probably won’t ask too many questions!!
Post # 16
- Wedding: November 2013 - St. Augustine Beach, FL
@TammieRei: Designate your most trustworthy friend to be a lookout. She will be sworn to secrecy re: baby news. She will place interference with drinks and be in charge if going to the bar to get you drinks so she can make sure they’re non-alc. Also, feign illness and let everyone know you don’t want to be hungover so they don’t expect you to get so drunk.