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"Honeymoon of the Damned"

posted 2 years ago in Honeymoons

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tulip March 1, 2008 Washington, DC

Completely random, but my husband reads the Pearls Before Swine blog and has been sharing the author's tales of his terrible, terrible honeymoon. Thought those of you actually planning your honeymoons might enjoy it as a highly amusing break and/or cautionary tale....

Part I ("Cue disaster music") http://shorl.com/mymehedrytylo

Part II ("when you're sitting on two uncomfortable suitcases in a post-apocalyptic ship terminal and your wife is homicidal") http://shorl.com/frafrimipalypa

Part III ("That's when we started itching") http://shorl.com/drefovatubruja

Part IV ("Tip Number 14 About Honeymoons. It is bad when they feel like hostage situations.") http://shorl.com/travefrivupube

2 years ago

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Vitsippa October 10, 2010

Bless you for posting this! I needed a good laugh! And here I thought I was agonizing about planning my honeymoon! This not only cracked me up, but brought me much needed perspective!

2 years ago

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LittlestBirds July 24, 2010 Seattle, WA

This is awesome! I can picture it; we were in Piraeus last July going from Athens to Santorini; thank God our boat was on time with no issues. Hilarious, thanks!

2 years ago