How long does it take you to poop?

posted 2 years ago in Wellness
  • poll: How long?
    10 seconds or less : (9 votes)
    7 %
    30 seconds : (24 votes)
    18 %
    1 minute : (52 votes)
    38 %
    5 minutes : (35 votes)
    26 %
    10 minutes : (11 votes)
    8 %
    15 minutes : (5 votes)
    4 %
    more than 20 minutes! : (0 votes)
  • Post # 2
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    Honey bee
    • Wedding: October 2011

    lol

    Post # 3
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    2280 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: September 2012 - Southern California

    Haha I have always wondered this!  I know when I need to go so I’m not trying to convince myself or force anything 😉

    Post # 4
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    8426 posts
    Bumble Beekeeper
    • Wedding: April 2013

    secretbee33:  Pre-pregnancy (i.e. no zofran), it was less than 1 min, however, during pregnancy is a whole different story lol.

    Post # 5
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    329 posts
    Helper bee
    • Wedding: December 2013

     

    secretbee33:  omg. I have this conversation with my husband all the time. WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO DAMN LONG? I had to poop.

    WTF.

    Post # 6
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    1242 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: April 2012 - Chateau Briand

    lol same here, i’m super quick in there! DH takes a good 10 mins and I’m all WHAT are you doing lol. but then again he takes forever with everything lol

    Post # 7
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    4413 posts
    Honey bee
    • Wedding: June 2012

    haha according to many men, they’re either playing on their phones and not actually pooping the entire time, or after the initial ‘volley’ they have to wait for any aftershocks and that can take a long time. 

    I don’t even bring my phone with me. Why would you want to sit in poo smell while playing iPhone games if you don’t have to!?

    Post # 8
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    1248 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: August 2008 - Toronto, ON

    My DH takes his I-Pad into the washroom with him and he’s in there for over 20 mins, I think a lot of that time he’s just reading articles, he does this every morning! He takes an hour and a half to get ready for work and at least 20 mins it is sitting on the toilet! 

    • This reply was modified 2 years, 4 months ago by  MRS-K.
    Post # 9
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    2593 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: May 2009

    Hahaha….DH calls me a speed-pooper, too!  I checked a minute, but usually it’s less than that.  Unless I have a very angry belly, it doesn’t take me long.  I’d say it takes DH 5-10 minutes.

    Post # 11
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    1041 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: May 2014

    LMAO @ this thread. I totally agree though! It takes me about 30 seconds once on the pot. My husband literally takes like 15-20 mins. WTF? I always ask what are you doing..well while I’m crapping I play games on my phone or read an article..umm..ok? lol I’m just like ok in there and outtt.

    Post # 12
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    3735 posts
    Sugar bee
    • Wedding: September 2014

    Sadly, it takes me forever! So long in fact that if I’m at work and feel the pains, I get anxiety because I wonder how long I’ll be in the bathroom at work trying to take care of it. I try not to do it at work because of this and just walk around clenching my ass and letting out squeakers!!

    I think I have IBS with the chronic constipation. This shit has plagued me since I was a young kid. Ooooh well. I envy you speedy poopers!

    Post # 13
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    2007 posts
    Buzzing bee
    • Wedding: October 2014

    secretbee33:  “What are you doing that whole time? Sitting and waiting? Pushing?”

    Lol! All of the above! I have IBS & constipation issues, so sometimes I’m in and out in 15 seconds, other times I sit there for 20 minutes just waiting…waiting…and finally giving up, only to get the “urge” 2 minutes later and run back into the bathroom. Other times it really does take me 10 minutes to get everything out! It’s so unpredictable lol.

    Post # 14
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    1302 posts
    Bumble bee
    • Wedding: October 2015

    i’m pooping right now haha. with my computer on my legs. my roommates in college did this too. sometimes i just pass time in here. so i’d say i’m in the 15-20 min mark 

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