How One Woman's SBD Fart Almost Ruined Her Destiny (SO FUNNY)

posted 4 years ago in The Lounge
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: November 2014

@Equine_Breeder:  oh my hahaha that story gave me the worst anxiety

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

Hahaha…that was AWESOME.

I had a similar experience recently – I had been eating SUPER healthy for a while – limiting fats, sugars, carbs, and booze. I went to go visit a friend who was in Annapolis for the weekend with her parents. We ate lunch at this little pub and I ate my weight in crab dip, followed by beer, and a big fried clam sandwhich. As we’re walking around Annapolis, I had the exact same feeling as that chick. IT WAS HORRIBLE. I kept trying to excuse myself into shops to use the restroom, for them to not have one. I was sweating and miserable and I finally found an ice cream shop…that you had to buy something to use the restroom. So I bought an ice cream cone, threw it away, and ran to the bathroom while my friend’s mom stands outside the door going “are you alright honey?!”. SO. MORTIFIED.

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Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: January 2013

“It was your rack that saved you.” Bahaha! 

Post # 6
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2016

Oh thank you so much!! I just had a nice ab workout from laughing so hard. 

Post # 7
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Buzzing bee

Oh my gosh! That was hilarious! I didn’t fart in front of my husband until like a month AFTER our wedding. We dated for 4 years!

Post # 8
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

OMG I laughed til I was in tears (FI couldn’t figure out what was wrong so I sent to him, but he was all “TLDR”, jerk).

That was hilarious, I can identify with that poor woman! 😀

Post # 9
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2013

@Equine_Breeder:  LOL!

That’s one of the best things about being in a long-term relationship – you’re both well aware that farts happen and it’s probably not going to cause the other person to break up with you.

I had a co-worker recently who must have farted perfume and pooped rainbows, because every time she went to the toilet, she felt the need to come back and report that it ‘smelled’ in there and ‘someone might have farted’. Lady, it’s the TOILET. What do you think people are doing in there??

Post # 10
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

@littlebeanpole:  I had a co-worker recently who must have farted perfume and pooped rainbows, because every time she went to the toilet, she felt the need to come back and report that it ‘smelled’ in there and ‘someone might have farted’.

LMAO!!! Next time you come back from a break (or the bathroom’s general direction), you should announce to her that someone put a 5 year warranty on the bathroom! LOL

 

Post # 11
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

LOL! I can relate to those huge pains :C

Post # 13
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2017

I just read this out loud to SO and we both had the hardest time getting through it from laughing so hard!!!

 

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

Thanks for sharing! This was hilarious!

Post # 15
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

As someone who is lactose intolerant, I totally get where she is coming from and it has actually happened one too many times with me. My poor husband LOL!!

That story was freaking hilarious.

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I could not stop laughing while reading this!!! Haha! Thanks for sharing.

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