husband and I got into an argument this morning

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
8282 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

LMAO!!! That’s too funny!!

Post # 4
5697 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

LOL!!!! ok maybe if your bathroom is that small get a bamboo tray for the back of the toilet? It would be more pleasing to look at. And I mean, gross that he shaves his face with germy toilet razor but whatever floats his boat…. Lol

Post # 6
1367 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

LOL!  I thought this was going to be a rant thread but that’s so funny!

Maybe put up a little corner shelf in the bathroom for him?  we did that for my DH and most of his grooming products live there.

Post # 7
3222 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: April 2015

@serenitea: I was going to suggest you saran wrap the toilet lid closed, but then realized that may get messy.

Also: Hammacher Schlemmer! I just ordered some yummy turkish towels from their site. I’m so excited to try it out, though it cost an arm & a leg for shipping/duties to Canada.

Post # 8
10219 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2012

lol, that is cute…

FACT – Humour is a good tool to disarm disagreements.

So it shows your relationship is a healty one… CONGRATULATIONS !!

This might help you & him…

First… Point out that everytime the toilet is flushed (lid open) that tiny water droplets disperse into the air delivering “literally” whatever sh!t gets airborne from the toilet !!

(Different studies say anywhere from a 6 to 12 foot radius… less than 2 Feet from the source “his stuff” is taking a DIRECT HIT !!)

Yell *Nasty*

Second… Chances are high that if he leaves stuff ontop of the toilet, that something will eventually fall in.  Getting in there and fishing it out so it won’t go down the drain, isn’t a pleasant experience… especially so if the toilet at the time is in a “pre-flush” state of being

Yell Sealed *Double Nasty*

That would be enough for me to move my personal hygiene items as far away from the toilet as possible (lol, maybe even to another room !!  Or in the very least the toothbrush away safely in the medicine cabinet or drawer)

He might think the same way.


Post # 10
11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

Hahaha, that is HILARIOUS!

Post # 12
632 posts
Busy bee

haha, awesome! My buddy’s place always has a million spare rolls of TP kicking around his bathroom so every time he has a party people always go in and rearrange them into precarious-looking stacks/designs on the back of his toilet, as high as it will go. You can do this to him to get him back! It’s a really easy and will only take a few minutes to do. Something that goes at least 8 rolls high and 4 or 5 wide would be great (though they might look at you funny when you’re buying 4 giant packages of tp in the store! hah).

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