Weddingbee boards

One of my girlfriends sent me this link.  I thought it was a joke at first, but not.  This guy is FOR REAL.

Oh well.  I could have never been quite his type of girl.  I'll have to settle for my meat-eating, exercise loving, non-chanting, hot dude I got!!! 

Seriously.  I am not good at loud ancient tibetan chanting, my brain is full of "mental clutter" and I loves me a good massage at the day spa.

Maybe he'll find her...I dunno.  Think he's setting the bar far too low!

Oh well..I edited this post because I don't want to make too much fun...but you can google or bing some guy who is trying to "find his goddess"...if you want to know or read his website!

I am not a mean person...really!  Just give me a chocolate cupcake and nobody gets hurt!!!

Welcome back MRS eloping!! Congrats btw!

I particularly like the part where he says she could be an actress but is worried about the fact the media is controlled by dark forces in turn controlling the world.  I am also typing on a not terribly clean desk right now, thus I might not be too attractive to him.

What about the part where it's ok if she was a hooker??? I mean..

Oh well.  He wants that spiritual sexual healing!  But Sting he ain't ladies!!!  Sting is an older dude but waaaay attractive.  I'd meditate with him any day (if we were both single that is).  I showed this to T and sent it to him and he said "damn it Belle.  Why aren't you working on getting that waistline down..I have to go.  Gotta write my global vision/mission statement now!"

lmao! 

I am going in search of my two bite cupcakes I got at the store.  I will be nicer after that.

deleting my pre-cupcake remark about this.

I was exactly where you were Lorienne 2 years ago..having a blast being single and trying to avoid the flakes out there.  I actually was very very happy being single and enjoyed on the rare occasion when my son would go visit his dad for the weekend, a night out with the girls, (especially sushi and martinis) and going to see chick flicks and travelling.

I was so underwhelmed at the guys out there at the time that I was just not worried about it.  When I met T it was totally unexpected.  I figure that will happen for you too.  It is like this imho..when you're just very happy, have that happy go lucky vibe about you, loving life, others love you too and are drawn in!

Did I ever mention I once went on ONE date with a guy who had a hairpiece?  Seriously!  He was super cute but when he leaned over to give a sweet good night kiss at the walkway to my house, my hand brushed up behind his hair (he was way taller than me) and I FELT the ridge of where the piece was!!!  Ewwwww!  

Oh but Lorienne..you gotta check this one out!  It will make you be an even happier single woman knowing WHERE NOT TO MEET this guy and how to avoid anybody who appears similar in real life..

One of my gf's has a bald hubby and it TOTALLY WORKS for him.  I swear it does.  The vin Diesel muscles too.  She is very much head over heels for him after five wedded years! 

T has some greying areas in his goatee.  His hair is still dark but the sides are slowly but just a teeny bit of grey.  He looks HOT!  I have that whole "Clooney" thing about men who are hot in their 40's. 

This is a "Why I am glad I am Not Single" or "Why I am glad I can ID this guy a Mile away and ENJOY remaining single" classic!!! 

Sara, I do think some bald men are sexy..but imho sexy is how you are, an attitude, and HEALTHY self confidence.  Not wildly nuts egotism.  That is a huge turn off for me.I sent this to two of my female coworkers and they were rolling on the floor. 

But..I can say that I have 100 percent of my own hair. I wonder if this guy realizes that 20 something actress types may not go for him?  And as far as us having hair?  One of the MOST BEAUTIFUL women I've ever known didn't have any..she was a breast cancer survivor and her smile could light up a room.  Pity some men are too shallow to realize that hair or the size of your waistline is something that is never permanent and that your inner beauty is not only what is attractive but is what will keep couples together as they age, through good times and bad.  Hair ain't nothing but a thing...but if you don't have anything going on in the heart or soul department, nothing will work..not the BEST head of hair, or physique, or amount of money you make.