Post # 1
One of my girlfriends sent me this link. I thought it was a joke at first, but not. This guy is FOR REAL.
Oh well. I could have never been quite his type of girl. I’ll have to settle for my meat-eating, exercise loving, non-chanting, hot dude I got!!!
Seriously. I am not good at loud ancient tibetan chanting, my brain is full of "mental clutter" and I loves me a good massage at the day spa.
Maybe he’ll find her…I dunno. Think he’s setting the bar far too low!
Oh well..I edited this post because I don’t want to make too much fun…but you can google or bing some guy who is trying to "find his goddess"…if you want to know or read his website!
I am not a mean person…really! Just give me a chocolate cupcake and nobody gets hurt!!!
Post # 3
What a classy guy… My fave part is the following: She has a trim waistline. Alternatively, if her waistline is ALMOST (but not quite) trim, she is willing to trim it down for me and keep it trim for me. No exceptions.
Post # 4
I also thank the good lord once in a while that I’m not single So glad the awkwardness of the beginning of dating is over! There are so many more "misses" out there than "hits" lol I didn’t even read the whole thing, but good luck to that guy. At least he knows what he wants!
Post # 5
bwahahahahahah "Her hair is her own and at least TO HER SHOULDERS"… this coming from a bald guy (i have no issues with bald guys, just those that either try to hide it or have demands on others while lacking it themselves)
just got back onto Bee after our PNG weddinga and this is my first thread! what a hoot
Mark is an idiot and its little wonder the guy is single after reading some of that rubbish
Post # 6
- Wedding: September 2009 - Barr Mansion
Can’t stop reading this. Hilarious! Did you get to the tantric sex part?
Post # 7
Welcome back MRS eloping!! Congrats btw!
I particularly like the part where he says she could be an actress but is worried about the fact the media is controlled by dark forces in turn controlling the world. I am also typing on a not terribly clean desk right now, thus I might not be too attractive to him.
What about the part where it’s ok if she was a hooker??? I mean..
Oh well. He wants that spiritual sexual healing! But Sting
he ain’t ladies!!! Sting is an older dude but waaaay attractive. I’d meditate with him any day (if we were both single that is). I showed this to T and sent it to him and he said "damn it Belle. Why aren’t you working on getting that waistline down..I have to go. Gotta write my global vision/mission statement now!"
I am going in search of my two bite cupcakes I got at the store. I will be nicer after that.
Post # 8
deleting my pre-cupcake remark about this.
Post # 9
Yep….ladies….welcome to my world.
More than just the um…..odd fellows that you describe, I am plagued with FLAKES! I’m over it, so I’m taking a break from dating for a while and am just going to focus on me (me, me, ME!!!)
Post # 10
I was exactly where you were Lorienne 2 years ago..having a blast being single and trying to avoid the flakes out there. I actually was very very happy being single and enjoyed on the rare occasion when my son would go visit his dad for the weekend, a night out with the girls, (especially sushi and martinis) and going to see chick flicks and travelling.
I was so underwhelmed at the guys out there at the time that I was just not worried about it. When I met T it was totally unexpected. I figure that will happen for you too. It is like this imho..when you’re just very happy, have that happy go lucky vibe about you, loving life, others love you too and are drawn in!
Did I ever mention I once went on ONE date with a guy who had a hairpiece? Seriously! He was super cute but when he leaned over to give a sweet good night kiss at the walkway to my house, my hand brushed up behind his hair (he was way taller than me) and I FELT the ridge of where the piece was!!! Ewwwww!
Oh but Lorienne..you gotta check this one out! It will make you be an even happier single woman knowing WHERE NOT TO MEET this guy and how to avoid anybody who appears similar in real life..
Post # 11
re hairpieces: i dont get guys and their hair obsession (or lack off)…. i would find a guy that just going with what nature intended much more attractive than someone that pays for a piece or works hard at trying (and failinig) to hide it. honestly, some days i just want to grab total strangers on the bus and shake them and say you are a good looking guy – dump the comb over. if you are reading this out there guys – alot of ladies find folically challenged men cute
i have a very single (and looking) friend and after dealing with/listening to her heart woes i have said to hubby in the past "promise me i never have to go back out there again"
goodluck Lorienne…. i found my Mr when i wasnt looking so i think taking a break and spending time on yourself is a good plan
Post # 12
One of my gf’s has a bald hubby and it TOTALLY WORKS for him. I swear it does. The vin Diesel muscles too. She is very much head over heels for him after five wedded years!
T has some greying areas in his goatee. His hair is still dark but the sides are slowly but just a teeny bit of grey. He looks HOT! I have that whole "Clooney" thing about men who are hot in their 40’s.
Post # 13
So many great parts! And then this…."Nonjudgmental." That made me laugh the hardest.
Post # 14
This is a "Why I am glad I am Not Single" or "Why I am glad I can ID this guy a Mile away and ENJOY remaining single" classic!!!
Post # 16
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. My 85yr old grandfather has more hair than he does. My favorite part was at the beging where he basically says "I am going to write a book and you WILL enjoy it!" LOL And i wonder where he got the direct line to God. . . I’ve been looking for one. . . . . .. . hmm. . . . .
I wonder if he realizes that such a woman does NOT exist? Someone should tell him before his ego puffs up to the point of explosion