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I sit near the loudest chewer ever...yuck!

There is a guy I work with who takes an hour long long in a 4 hour shift an hour into the shift. He will also take 20 minute breaks a couple times a night so he ends up working for about 30 minutes and is paid for the whole time. His family constantly comes in and his kids run around screaming and throwing fits.

Oh and pretty much anyone with kids does that. We had a Wii set up for kids in one room to keep them occupied because my work is understanding of kids but one employees kids broke all but one remote so they fought for months before that same employees kids broke the rest of the Wii. I can't do my job because SOMEONE'S kids are always sitting in my chair at my desk because mommy sits right next to me.

The ones the do control their kids to an extent don't let them be 2 feet away from them so they are usually piles around my work area bitching and whining and making me want to bring back the days of rulers on the knuckles or bust out Delores Umbridge's special quill and make them write a 50,000 word essay on the importance of parenting.

I'm so sick of everyone's kids running around getting in my way screaming and crying when they don't get their way or because they are bored.

HIRE A F-ING BABYSITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell my work offers daycare but most of these people "don't trust them" even though they know these people and hang out with them outside of work. "My precious babies need to stay with me."

Oh and a few of these children are teenagers. They can handle being without their mommies for a few hours while you do your goddamn job.

This makes me never want kids. These are the worst children ever...

I hate the person who fills the office freezer with 43,857 Lean Cuisines leaving no room for anybody else's food.

@soyjoy222:OH they don't which is why I do it all. At home. During my time off. Alone. By my self. GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE!!!

@FEFE215: Ha, the flip flopping crocs reminds me of a guy at my old job. He was really tall and somewhat broad, and he'd always wear these leather flip flops that would make really loud flippy floppy noises every time he'd walk down the hall. People started calling him Flippopotamus. Kind of mean, but also hilarious.

Another guy who sat next to me would CONSTANTLY be crunching on something. Usually it was ice, but sometimes chips or other crunchy food. I couldn't stand it. He would also take at least three personal calls every day from his wife, who was always having some crisis or another. So annoying.

@acingthelace:I have this same problem. I can't STAND the sounds people make when eating. Actually, any mouth noise grosses me out, including the sound of people kissing (fortunately, I don't notice it when I'm kissing someone, thank god). My mom is the WORST. She eats really fast, and her chewing is like, super aggressive. It sounds like rocks being crushed in there.

Something you might find interesting is this article on misophonia. I think I have a touch of this.

Oh, there is one in my office.  Let's see...

clipping nails at her desk?.... check!
sneezing so loudly the whole office can hear it?... check!
sighing loudly all day?... check!
blowing nose loudly?... check! 
clearing her throat as loud as she can?... check!
coughing without covering her mouth?... check!
warming up rotten fish for lunch and leaving stench in the kitchen for hours?... check!
putting an entire chicken wing in her mouth and visibly spitting the bones back out on her plate at the lunch table?... check
doing the same with grapes and grape seeds?... check!
not lifting her feet when she walks?... check!
private calls on her cell phone all day?... check!
calling in sick several times a month because she is "feeling tired" or has "post nasal drip"?... check!
sending a group email around to inform everybody that she has diarrhea?... check
repeating what others said in a meeting and trying to make it look like her original thought?... check!
blaming her allergies but never bothering to find out what she is allergic to?... check