Post # 1
And I’m beyond mortified.
One of the greatest perks in this relationship is that SO snores very loudly, so I can fart all I want because I know he is sleeping. I time it during a long, loud snore. So all is good and I let one out. Suddenly he stops snoring pond it’s painfully quiet. I broke into a sweat. Then he says, “that was awful Hun”.
My life will never be the same again! 34 years and I managed to never fart in front of a man!
Post # 3
HA! this made me laugh
I also did it for the first time last week in front of my husband. I was embarassed, but its a normal thing.
Post # 4
@indigo_love: Wow, I definitely fart in front of my husband and just don’t care lol. I’m also pregnant so I’m not holding back anymore.
Post # 6
…seriously? After everything you do together and all you’ve seen, your scared to let er rip? I mean, it’s not like I motorboat around the house or anything, c’mon, but every once in a while, it won’t be denied and THIS is happening…it all kind of broke loose after a fourth of July camping trip where Mr. 99 and I both came down with food poisoning, miles from running water…there was nothing either of us could do about it, and it was time for the mystery to be smashed to a thousand pieces as I leaned over the fender of the Jeep and horked onto the shoulder of a canyon highway…guess what? He still loves me, thinks I’m the most gorgeous woman on the planet and knows that when I’m in the middle of a feverish dry heave, it’s best to let me lay on the cold tile in the bathroom, cause it feels better there.
Post # 7
I like to imagine that your SO was just pretending to sleep….with fake snores, like when you were a kid trying to convince your mom you’re sleeping…just so he could catch you in the act!
Don’t worry. Don’t be mortified. You’ve just opened the door to a whole new liberating world! I say you let the next one go when he’s awake…the more you let them go, the less he’ll react until eventually you can just be gassy lassie whenever and wherever!
Post # 8
Also, don’t come to me about feeling mortied until you’ve let one go when he’s down south. THEN we can talk.
Post # 9
I love letting them rip in front of Darling Husband. For all the times he’s stunk me out of a room, it’s just a little pay back.
Post # 10
I always try to fart discreetly around anyone, regardless of if it’s my Fiance or not. I have farted around him, and had him hear it, it happens, some situations don’t allow for discreetness. In 22 months of being together he has only heard me fart twice, I always try to leave the room.
It’s nothing to be worried about, living with someone means you’re bound to experience normal bodily functions every now and then.
Post # 11
Once, my Fiance tackled me to the ground to start tickling me in a tickle war. He got on top of me and started tickling and as we both were laughing, he farted right on me!!!
Post # 14
OMG! This is my fear also!! LOL… I know he has heard me toot; but I have been asleep. I don’t know why it’s so embarrassing?! but it is!!
But I know that if I ever did that in front of Fiance while awake; he would love it lol.
Post # 15
Major LOL!! I do the same thing!!!!
Post # 16
@Artificial-Sweetener: Sleep toots don’t count! In seven years I’ve never farted in front of Darling Husband unless I’m sleeping. If I’m not awake and I can’t control it, it doesn’t count!