I just did something out of character…

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

LOL nice

Post # 4
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

Hahaha I love Jenna marbles. This story made me laugh. 

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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

HAHAHAHA, well played.

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2014

@s2bmrscook:  That so rich haha…

I wish I was “quick” with strangers, I only am when I’m joking/talking with someone and I know their sense of humor..

When rando dudes tell me I’m beautiful I just give them an uncomfortably awkward “Thanks..” and the leave the scene ASAP lol  

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: December 2013

bahaha, love it! thumbs up

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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2012

Yesssssssss.

Post # 13
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Buzzing Beekeeper

@s2bmrscook:  YOU ARE A BITCH AND FULL OF YOURSELF 😀 Just kidding. I had to say it because you asked me not to 😛

I did many similar things back in the days when I went to clubs and bars. One time, there was this creeper who kept staring at me all night. He would constantly walk by and try to push his nastiness against my leg, side, boobs, whatever happened to be facing the direction he was walking. He also made lewd gestures at me (think tongue between two fingers and the like). I gave him similar Jenna Marbles faces throughout the night but alas, it did not deter him.

He finally came over to me and it went something like this:

Him: Hey, baby, you’re hot. I’ve been noticing you all night.  

Me: I know. You’re as subtle as a gorilla. Unless you have something new to tell me that I haven’t known for the last 10 years, kindly fuck off and stop staring at me before I punch you in the nose.

I am not exactly known for being demure 😛  I grew up with brothers, what can I say.

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2013

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAH! Thats great!!

Post # 15
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Bumble bee

Hilarious-that was sweet of him to apologize and compliment you…hope he knew you were just kidding but if he didn’t, be careful, men love b!tches-he might really stalk you now! lol

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