I just heard my neighbour fart

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
2751 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014


My husband & I were just talking about this the other day. Our bathroom is in the front of the house & we’ve had the window open a lot because it’s been nice out. We were talking about if someone were to be walking their dog or just on a walk and happened to be walking by when one of us were on the toilet!  Then he said the mailman probably hears a lot more than he wants to everywhere because he walks up to the houses & usually just cuts through the yards walking up by the houses the whole time! 

You just made me cracked up though!  How funny! I can’t believe he gave you a dirty look for laughing!  I can’t stop laughing right now! 

Post # 4
2052 posts
Buzzing bee

Our upstairs neighbors keep their windows open pretty much 24/7 because they don’t have AC.

I was out in the yard with my dogs and I hear bathroom noises. I didn’t react because that’s what bathrooms are for so whatever. But then the guy in there loudly yells “Hey baby! Bring me the Tums!” and I just lost it. Just picturing him sitting on the toilet munching on some Tums was too much.

I don’t think he heard me laughing though

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