I just punched FI in the face…..twice

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 3
304 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2010

haha, oh man!

That’s okay. My DH is the worlds heaviest sleeper (major jealous), and the other night he elbowed me right in the eye, I yelled ow! and since he wasn’t awake he said “so” and rolled over, ha.  We just laugh about these things. 🙂

Post # 4
609 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: February 2014

Aww…at least now I can tell FI that at least I didn’t punch him. I had a dream last night that he is not going to let me live down…apparently I cheated on him…with him! Like I was married to him and dating him at the same time, and dream me was racked with guilt and confused as to why the man I was married to and the man I was dating looked so familiar and had the same names and everything!

Told FI when I woke up and he’s like “Of course…I’m too awesome to just marry. Of course you’d want to date me too” d’oh!

Post # 5
7997 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2013

Lol oh damn. I hit my FI in my sleep before as well. Nothing this dramatic, but he was afraid for a while lol.

Post # 6
3557 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

Luckily for me the only things I’ve punched in my sleep were inanimate. I did one wake up because I was driving my fist into the wooden part of my bed. I actually managed to bruise my knuckles :/

Post # 7
10748 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2014

Hahahaha it is kind of funny. Poor guy, but obviously he knows it wasn’t on purpose or anything. It’ll just make for a good story!

Post # 8
3156 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@MrsFarm0619:  OK, so maybe this isn’t the best, but don’t you feel slightly awesome knowing that you could protect yourself?

Post # 9
402 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2014

@MrsFarm0619:  Poor guy!  I’ve done this to FI on multiple occasions.  The worst was when I had a dream that he was checking out another girl’s boobs (something he’d never do in front of me IRL), and in my dream I elbowed him in the ribs.  Turns out I also elbowed him, HARD, in real life.  Oops.

Post # 10
7654 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: July 2012

@MrsFarm0619:  Lol omg that’s awful! It’s amazing what we do in our sleep. I passed out during a novicain shot during a minor surgery, and my mom I guess was trying to wake me up, and I kicked her. After I woke up I saw her standing in the corner, and she was SO pissed off looking. After the surgery I got up and I could barely walk. I had pulled a muscle in the back of my leg from kicking so hard, and my mom was like a grumpy cat: GOOD.

Post # 11
1018 posts
Bumble bee

@MrsFarm0619:  Awe the poor guy! Things like this happen all of the time to both of us.

When he first got back from Iraq I didn’t realize how sensitive his PTSD was (I was 18 or 19 at the time) and I decided to wake him up by running in and jumping on the bed. He sat straight up, fist out, (did NOT hit me though)but could have, and wow that terrified me…

Then more recently we were at a friends house and we both got really drunk, I was also sick so I took nyquill before bed (bad idea, I know) so I was blacked out – and apparently also hogging the air mattress. He kept asking me to move over and give him room and I *allegedly* said no and told him to sleep on the floor. And he did, until like 4 am.

I felt TERRIBLE! I love my SO to death and I would never be so cruel! We’re both mean sleepers lol

Post # 13
1137 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@MrsFarm0619:  oh God! Lol! I am so sorry for you and your FI, in a funny kind of way hehehe. The perks of living together, can’t wait for me to have this sort of stories to tell!!

hehe I hope his face is OK

Post # 14
5697 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

That made me laugh out loud. What a great story for a Tuesday morning. LOL

Post # 15
2562 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: March 2014

The last two months I’ve whacked FI in the face TWICE in my sleep.

The first time I SWEAR I was going in to cuddle him when he came to bed. Well turns out my internal clock was waaay off and he had been there for two hours. I woke him up by throwing my arm into his face!
It was supposed to be a hug 🙁

The second time was last week, I don’t know what was going on but I threw my arm into his face again hahaha he was so annoyed (but we both laugh about it)

The worst he’s ever done to me in his sleep is gone on a adventure in college – he was sleepwalking, I was awake and had to follow him around the dorms! Unfortunatley this was real life and not a dream, hahaha

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