I love him, but I will not ______________________________

posted 4 years ago in Relationships
Post # 3
2278 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

@MrsPanda99:  “Give him my last chocolate…okay, fine, I would but I’d grumble about it” – Me too!

Post # 4
2976 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013 - Wynn Las Vegas

Iron his clothes.

Post # 5
2278 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I love him, but I will not:

  • Allow him to wear more than one hawaiian shirt on our honeymoon/cruise
  • Let the keyboard player play the “charge” theme on the keyboard when announcing moments of the reception, ie: first dance, buffet is open, etc.

I’ll probably come back with more later!

Post # 6
9624 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: September 2012

I love him but I will never be THAT good at golf. 

Yes, I have clubs, the glove, the shoes, balls (bright pink ones just for me), cute golf outfits, towels, and other equipment (markers, the little tool to fix digs when you tee off that I never use anyway). 

I mean, I try.  I go with him sometimes, but it’s my little secret that the only part I really like is the drinking beer/riding around in the golf cart part.  The rest of it, meh. 

He’s a wonderful golfer, though, and I enjoy watching him play.  It’s nice to see those strong sexy legs of his in shorts.  That’s it for me. 

Post # 7
311 posts
Helper bee

I love him but I will NEVER EVER go hunting with him. No matter how much he begs! Deer are my friends. I will go fishing though and that’s close enough. I give the fish names and throw them back. Don’t judge! 🙂

Post # 8
3041 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Use the bathroom while he’s in it… just no way. Same thing other way around, if I’m in the bathroom brushing my teeth or having a shower I expect him to be able to hold it until I’m done. Now, this does cause some stress every now and again as his bladder seem to shrink the moment I set foot in the bathroom – but I’m not budging!

Also, I would never be ok with him growing out his hair again. When we meet he ha hair down to his waist – one of my best days ever when he cut it as a surprise for me!

Post # 9
3832 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: November 1999

I love him but………..

1. I will not clean his hairs out of the sink

2. I will not go hunting with him just because he wants to share his passion with me

3. I will not forgive him if he ever cheated. You cheat and i’m gone.  Dont care who you are. (he’s not a cheater though which is why i’m with him in the first place!)


Post # 10
11839 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2014

@MrsPanda99:  I’m with you on the toothbrush, ick!

I will not:

– do a few of the naughtier things that I know he would like but won’t admit (but i’m pretty darn open)

– ignore the holes in the socks and underwear, if it has holes, it goes in the garbage, don’t care if it’s your favourite

– share a sock/underwear drawer, just weird to me


Post # 11
7082 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: June 2013

@eocenia:  good one! Same for me!

I refuse to use the bathroom when he is in the shower and I also refuse to let him keep the for open when he uses the bathroom!

Post # 12
1312 posts
Bumble bee

@eocenia:  LOL My SO and I had this very conversation last night!  He was going to take a shower and I made him wait until I went to the washroom first.  He basically invited me to pee while he took his shower and I flat out refused.  He said, “That’s what couples do, you know.” >.<

Post # 13
5291 posts
Bee Keeper

I love him, but I will not:

Sit quietly while he uses the juke box at the bar to conduct sociology experiments(example: play string of country songs like everyone else is playing and then throw in a random “Fernando” by ABBA, just to see what people do). He did thid last night, I could have killed him!

Post # 14
1145 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: April 2014

@MrsPanda99:  I would never “toss his salad”. Not that he ever asked for it but I have friends who said that they have done it. It’s frickin’ grosss!!

Post # 15
5068 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

I love him but I will not watch lotr. 🙂 

Post # 16
7512 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: February 2013

I love him, but I will not let him use the back door…if you know what I mean.

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