I need to move out. (This is a funny post, I promise)

posted 3 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
4138 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

Psht, wow. Your room mate is NOOOOOSSSSEEEYY

Put a sock on the door next time


move out


Post # 5
2299 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: August 2010

Hahaha been there, done that! Yep, sure sounds like you two need your own space!

Post # 6
6958 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: October 2015

@LadyBlackheart:  Yeah, when you’re not in a relationship everything seems excessive to you. I remember getting SUPER annoyed that my friends would never just say whether they were free to hang out or not. It was always “I think I’m free. Let me check with SO”. Or when they’d bring their SO’s to every freaking lunch we had. In retrospect, I know they only saw their men on the weekends, so of course if I plan a lunch on the weekend they are going to want to bring him. Thankfully, since I was basically the last single girl, we can all go on double dates now and no one is annoyed I want to hang out with my boyfriend all the time. 


Post # 7
6977 posts
Busy Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I’d do some kind of signal…like sock on the door as the PP said, or a sticker on the door knob. Or heck, just get a DO NOT DISTURB sign! lol

Post # 8
221 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

I’m jealous! 3 times in one day? 



Buy her some nice headphone and a $20 Itunes gift card 😉

Post # 9
819 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2009

@LadyBlackheart:  Are you the same person that complained about your roommate interrupting you a few months ago? Do you think she’s saying you have too much sex when she’s home? Honestly, I feel bad for your roommate. I understand it’s a natural thing, but I’d at least respect my roommate enough to not bang one out.. err three.. while she’s home.

Post # 11
11772 posts
Sugar Beekeeper
  • Wedding: May 2013

@LadyBlackheart:  Oh, man. I once watched my roommate run naked from her bedroom to the bathroom to grab condoms, then run back into the bedroom (still naked)

Until you do THAT, I think you’re a pretty classy roommate!

Post # 13
819 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2009

@LadyBlackheart:  Oh I agree.. That previous thread just popped into my mind when I read this. Glad you’re being a little more respectful about it! 

Post # 14
524 posts
Busy bee

That is just awkward! I can see it happening once but her doing that three times is weird. 

Post # 15
3268 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2015

@LadyBlackheart:  HAHA, that’s really funny, but so annoying that she did that 3 times! I seem to recall someone posting about their roommate saying their relationship was too clingy when the roommate was always single/casually dating? Was that you? 

I don’t blame you for wanting to move out!

For my SO and me, sex frequency varies a lot depending on our schedules– it can be 2 or 3 times a week if we are really tired and busy, or much more than that if we are on vacation. Right now, we see each other for only part of each week, so I can relate about the seeing each other only on weekends thing. If we don’t have stuff keeping us up and out of bed late at night, weekends usually involve having sex 3 or 4 times in 2 days. During the week, when we are both at home each evening, it’s usually every other night or every couple of nights. On vacations, it’s often 2x a day. But I think we both have fairly high sex drives. 😛

Length of relationship matters for these things sometimes; we have been together for 4 years and a few months and living together for 3 years.

Your roommate is rude to say that you guys have too much sex. Maybe she needs to learn to not try to talk to you when you are in your room when your SO is there!


Post # 16
5697 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

You don’t have too  much sex, you just are having sex while it’s inconvenient for her. It’s none of her business. Get a door hanger, she can wait.

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