i think my cat tried to kill me… and almost succeeded

posted 3 years ago in Pets
Post # 3
6166 posts
Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: October 2013

ouch!  some cats are pure evil.

Post # 5
4441 posts
Honey bee
  • Wedding: January 2013 - Harbourfront Grand Hall

@MrsWinTraining2014:  Definite assassination attempt.  Sorry about your fall OP!

Post # 7
523 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@mchitt329:  I’m sorry but I LOL’ed sooo hard at this 


Take some advil OP and make sure you give her plenty of snacks and some cat nip to stall her assassination attempts 🙂

Post # 8
2792 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

Oh, cats.  I steped on mine this morning when I backed out of the closet.  I’m lucky I didn’t trip and fall backwards.  He was not pleased with me. 

Post # 11
954 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2014



@MrsWinTraining2014:  Have you seen this before? The cat assisnation part reminds me of your story!

And don’t worry, but cat hunts me nearly everyday.

Post # 13
885 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

Yikes!  Don’t worry though, one of my cats is trying to kill me too.  She likes to lay on the stairs so I can’t see her and trip me as I walk down the stairs, especially when I’m carrying a basket of laundry or something.  Last year she tripped me and I broke my toe.  

Post # 14
3016 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: July 2014 - Prague

Our cat tries alternately to kill US, or himself.

Two nights ago he got his nail caught in one of the strange small holes in the back of our flat screen TV as he was climbing up to perch on the rim . I was afraid we were going to have to rip it out to unstick him!

And then last night he managed to have his paw in the bathroom door jamb just as my FI was closing it. Poor thing let out the most awful howl…

Of course on both nights he then spent the next twn minutes running at high speed from room to room. He is ALWAYS underfoot. Crazy monkey.

Post # 15
1901 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

@MrsWinTraining2014:  OMG that is hilarious!  I’m so sorry because it sounded so painful, but I feel for you because I have 4 cats and know they can be evil at times . (As I am typing this, my cat just jumped up on the desk and nudged me… he knows!!)  

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