I was so out of it, I…

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Post # 3
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2581 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2014 - UK

I nearly cleaned my face with nail varnish remover instead of toner.

 

That was pretty close.

Post # 4
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1779 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2014

I’d been DIYing for far too long one evening and I almost drank my mod podge instead of my water. Too close for comfort.

Post # 5
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2973 posts
Sugar bee
  • Wedding: May 2014

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  I attempted to drink out of the flower vase I had just finished arranging, instead of my glass of water that was on the other side….

Don’t feel bad…but thanks for the laugh 😛 

Post # 6
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: August 2013

I thought my MOH was arriving this afternoon for the wedding and made all of these plans for the evening. Then she told me today that she is coming tomorrow! I guess I didn’t look at her flights carefully. Ditz.

Post # 7
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9137 posts
Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 2013 - St. Augustine Beach, FL

@MrsLongcoatPeacoat:  I poured a cup of coffee at the downstairs cafe and then proceeded to open and dump two creamers into the trash bucket on the counter instead of into my coffee.

Post # 8
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: September 2017

I tossed the remote onto the floor.  I have no explanation for why I did it. I was just sitting on the couch and I had this uncontrollable urge to toss the remote on the floor. So I did. And then I was upset that I had to get up and go get it.

I also bit FI’s nipple once in the same fashion, with no explanation. I was laying in bed and was wayyyyyy overtired. FI was laying next to me on his back falling asleep. Out of nowhere I get the awesome idea to bite his nipple. No warning, no good reason, it was just what I felt like doing at that moment. I felt really bad afterwards. He yelled out and was like “whyyyy the f did you just bite my damn nipple!!!!!” … I had no explanation.

 

Both of these times I have just been really over tired. I have no way to explain myself lol

Post # 9
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885 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

I was at the cottage playing Yahtzee with my sister and I picked up the dice and threw them into my mug of tea.  Gross. 

Post # 10
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2657 posts
Sugar bee

@chronicwhimsy:  Be very thankful that you caught the mistake before it happened.  Recently, I grabbed my bottle of toner thinking it was my eye makeup remover and rubbed it all over my eyes.  Never again am I doing that.  It hurt so bad.

Post # 11
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2372 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: September 2013 - B&B

@beachbride1216:  I have absolutely done this before… usually it involves me being at a gas station/convenience store for coffee the morning of a trip, much earlier than I am supposed to be up normally!

Post # 12
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2153 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2013

I spent probably an entire minute looking for a box of cereal in the fridge.

Post # 13
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I once woke up in the middle of the night with my cat sleeping on my chest.  I started freaking out thinking “Where did this cat come from?  I don’t have a cat!”  Then I woke up a bit more and realized, yes this is my cat.  In fact, I have two…

Post # 14
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778 posts
Busy bee
  • Wedding: September 2013

One morning I poured salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Let’s just say I like a TON of sugar in my coffee and was utterly surprised when I took my first sip. DISGUSTING.

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: November 2013

I made toast and put the peanut butter in the refrigerator. I then got super pissed when I couldn’t find the peanut butter later.

I have also been known to put a cereal box or two in the refrigerator.

Post # 16
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2014

I finally found my favorite ice cream (blue moon) at the store.  I made a little bowl and put it away IN THE REFRIGERATOR instead of the freezer.  The next morning my ice cream was soup 🙁

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