Post # 1
… fixed myself a salad and a big glass of water in the staff kitchen. I then proceeded to very carefully drizzle ranch dressing… all over my glass of water! Hahahahahaha… I’ve never done that before!
What weird stuff have YOU done lately?
Post # 3
- Wedding: October 2014 - UK
I nearly cleaned my face with nail varnish remover instead of toner.
That was pretty close.
Post # 4
I’d been DIYing for far too long one evening and I almost drank my mod podge instead of my water. Too close for comfort.
Post # 5
@MrsLongcoatPeacoat: I attempted to drink out of the flower vase I had just finished arranging, instead of my glass of water that was on the other side….
Don’t feel bad…but thanks for the laugh 😛
Post # 6
I thought my Maid/Matron of Honor was arriving this afternoon for the wedding and made all of these plans for the evening. Then she told me today that she is coming tomorrow! I guess I didn’t look at her flights carefully. Ditz.
Post # 7
- Wedding: November 2013 - St. Augustine Beach, FL
@MrsLongcoatPeacoat: I poured a cup of coffee at the downstairs cafe and then proceeded to open and dump two creamers into the trash bucket on the counter instead of into my coffee.
Post # 8
I tossed the remote onto the floor. I have no explanation for why I did it. I was just sitting on the couch and I had this uncontrollable urge to toss the remote on the floor. So I did. And then I was upset that I had to get up and go get it.
I also bit FI’s nipple once in the same fashion, with no explanation. I was laying in bed and was wayyyyyy overtired. Fiance was laying next to me on his back falling asleep. Out of nowhere I get the awesome idea to bite his nipple. No warning, no good reason, it was just what I felt like doing at that moment. I felt really bad afterwards. He yelled out and was like “whyyyy the f did you just bite my damn nipple!!!!!” … I had no explanation.
Both of these times I have just been really over tired. I have no way to explain myself lol
Post # 9
I was at the cottage playing Yahtzee with my sister and I picked up the dice and threw them into my mug of tea. Gross.
Post # 10
@chronicwhimsy: Be very thankful that you caught the mistake before it happened. Recently, I grabbed my bottle of toner thinking it was my eye makeup remover and rubbed it all over my eyes. Never again am I doing that. It hurt so bad.
Post # 11
- Wedding: September 2013 - B&B
@beachbride1216: I have absolutely done this before… usually it involves me being at a gas station/convenience store for coffee the morning of a trip, much earlier than I am supposed to be up normally!
Post # 12
I spent probably an entire minute looking for a box of cereal in the fridge.
Post # 13
I once woke up in the middle of the night with my cat sleeping on my chest. I started freaking out thinking “Where did this cat come from? I don’t have a cat!” Then I woke up a bit more and realized, yes this is my cat. In fact, I have two…
Post # 14
One morning I poured salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Let’s just say I like a TON of sugar in my coffee and was utterly surprised when I took my first sip. DISGUSTING.
Post # 15
I made toast and put the peanut butter in the refrigerator. I then got super pissed when I couldn’t find the peanut butter later.
I have also been known to put a cereal box or two in the refrigerator.
Post # 16
I finally found my favorite ice cream (blue moon) at the store. I made a little bowl and put it away IN THE REFRIGERATOR instead of the freezer. The next morning my ice cream was soup 🙁