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I believe mine would say (The cutest little Rat Terrior):
"Just give me the damn treat and quit making me do all these stupid tricks." or
"I'll protect you from that vicious squirl mom, Super Zoey to the RESCUE."
My three cats--
Firefox would say: "I want treats! Please give me treats! I'm going to keep slamming your door until you give me treats! TREAAAAAAATS!"
Cisco would say: "STRING! Play with string! Pull it so I can attack! Wait, there's a bird."
Tux would say: "Get away from me, I hate you."
I think Einari would probably say "mummy why do you keep hiding my biscuits?" (hes on diet). Teppo would probably ask why I'm always using his pillow (it's my pillow!)
@beekiss2: Your cats names made me giggle! (In a good way!)
I like to think that our cat Manny would say "I love you guys - and I am your king, bow down before me!"
I've always imagined Lincoln to talk like Tony Soprano. I think he would probably tell me to clean out his litter box!
Our corgi Eva - "Why should I sleep in my bed?? I want to sleep with YOOOUUU!!"
And once she's on the bed - "Oh so snuggly and warm - must take over all the beds!"
I've always imagined my beloved Gabby speaking in one word sentances such as:
"Nanners?" (aka bananas - they're her favorite. She would shank someone to get a banana, hahaha) or "Unders?" which is the term we use when she wants to go under the blankets. Sometimes if I'm sitting on the couch she will cry and cry and cry until I get a blanket, get under it, and lift it up for her to snuggle under it as well.
Dudley would be found saying:
"Punks, I hate punks Mom. Don't worry, I'll keep the punks away!" because he LOVES barking at people as they walk and/or drive by the house.
Tyson would constantly be saying:
"I love my mommy!" as he tries to lick my face with his abnormally long tongue. Seriously, he can lay with his face on my chest and be able to lick my face. It's kind of creepy.
I have no idea what the cats would be saying...Charles would probably be complaining about the dogs, and I don't think Louie would have much of an attention span beyond "DUST!" "BUG!" "SHADOW!" as he bounds around playing with things that I'm not even sure are actually there, hahahaha.
I am not sure if anyone remembers the cartoon pinky and the brain about the two mice and one is planning on taking over the world and the other just goes along with it and then messes everything up in a funny sort of way.
Well that explains our two cats. I swear one is secrectly trying to take over the world with some of the looks on his face! And the other is just funny and runs around the house like crazy!
Too many things to list! FI and I actually narrate our dogs' thoughts when we take walks, etc. (yes, nerdy)
These are great. Keep them coming!
"PPPPPlease can we go back outside mom???? Please!!!!!!!!!
Lola, our 6 month old sharpei - "Momma, I miss you when you are at work, you are my best friend! Now let's dance!!" (Her new trick is to stand on her hind legs while I hold her front paws and we dance dance dance!) "And momma, when we are done dancing- I think we should snuggle so I can snot all over your face!" (Yes, it's gross, but adorable too!)
hahaha fi and i frequently narrate for our pets...we definitely became THOSE people!
Glory: I'm cute! RUB MY BELLY!!!!!
Peter: Daddy! I love you Daddy! I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!! (He's slightly obsessed with DH)
Smee: I'm so pretty. You know, I know it. Bring out the camera, I'll put my GQ face on, we'll have a good time. Sigh. And no, I don't want dinner, I'm trying to stay camera ready here.
"I love my mommy but she's such a dork sometimes"
"This other cat is STUPID! Look at me, I am so much prettier and smarter and cuter. Pet me instead!"
@kitzy: DH has decided Smee has a British accent. You're not alone...
Our American Bulldog has a German accent and we frequently speak for him. In fact, our whole family and most of our friends do. He kind of sounds like the pigs from Shrek. He also kind of has a lisp. Wow. I just admitted that. :)
@yrret107: LOL! That made me laugh so hard because one of my dogs is like that. After about, I'm not even exaggerating, a minute we finally have to yell at her to lay down. She's ridiculous.
Kona is very high strung and just a huge bundle of nerves. Autumn is so mellow and chill. Kona loves to play, and Autumn loves to be petted and loved. I think Autumn would tell me, "PLEASE tell my sister to leave me alone!! If she jumps on my back and bites my ear ONE more time...
Oooh man FI and I pretend to have conversations with our dog all the time. The saddest is when I leave the house, and my little pup just stands and cocks his head to the side, and I just hear him saying "No mommy, please don't go. Why are you leaving me? Please come back now I promise to be good! Nooooooo!!"
Haha FI and I always pretend we know what our animals would sound like.
Max is an 11 month old boarder collie/australian sheperd/husky mix and although all those breeds are very intelligent he acts like such a dope! I can picture him saying things like, "uhhhhh why you gots ta take dad's socksaway....there's sooooo yummy!" or "rub my belly pweeeease!" Sometimes when he's being a real brat he gets pretty vocal (the husky in him?) and you'd swear he's actually shouting "NO" or "don't haves to, you cants make me!!"
Hugo is our 3 month old cat and already he has such an attitude! He'd be more like, "okay human I'm done with you petting me now get me my cat nip." lol.
@bakerella: The boy's old roommate -a theater major- decided our Corgi's had British accents (which makes sense since they are Welsh and all haha) and spoke for them ALL the time
Uh yea....my dogs have whole personas... my husband and I narrate their thoughts ALL.THE.TIME....I can't believe I just admitted that...
Uh yea....my dogs have whole personas... my husband and I narrate their thoughts ALL.THE.TIME....I can't believe I just admitted that...
All four of our rats would squeal "oats! oats! OATS!!!!!!!!!!" because they seriously treat rolled oats like cocaine and are up for them no matter how full they are.
Odysseus and Odin would yell, "Let us into the kitchen so we can crawl into that crevice under the stove where you can't reach us!!!" Every time we let them free-range, we try to block off this crevice we can't get our hands under...and they always find a way to get under it. The other two seem a bit oblivious to it.
it's good to know that we arent the only pet narrators!
Stache would probably say "Mommy, please can I have just one more bite of that yummy pork chops you're eating. I promise to stop begging."
or "Can you talk to dad. He's in my spot again."
& "Just give me the damn treat. I'm tired of these tricks."
@veganglam: Oats? Hm... never heard of that. Do you buy steel cut oats and then feed them that? I'm sure they're full of fiber.
@finlandfairy: Lol, thanks. Many people don't understand the references or don't find it amusing.
@beekiss2: Yep. I use steel cut oats all the time and one day decided to feed the rats some. And wow. They went nuts. It's so funny, I can open the box up in the next room and they'll all run to the door of the cage and start frantically climbing on top of one another and squeaking.
"Seriously, if I didn't need food and water and a great place to live, I would run away from this joint! Those kids are so annoying!!" = our cats and dog.
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I'll start...
My dog Hershey, my shar pei mix, trying to find a spot on the bed.
"Circles, circles, circles... Circles making me dizzy. Ok, lay down. Nope, wrong spot. Circles, circles, circles.."