Wait, I have to admit and add to this that- we have a fart machine with a remote. We bought it from Spencers, lmao. I’ve hidden under the passenger seat of my car prior to picking him up. I had the remote in my cubbie hole by my window controls. We went to the drive thru at the bank and while we were sitting there, I hit it. My Fiance gave me the most concerned and disgusted look, because he thought I did it! LMAO!
Next, I’m sneaking it to Target or the grocery store. When the cart has stuff it in, I’m going to stick it in there and tell him to take the cart to go get something, wait for people to be by him and press the remote at the other end of the aisle!!! I’m bad!
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