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"Listen, I already know that I'm not the brightest dog in the world but can you just settle with the 3 tricks I can do. Sit, stand, lay down. Stop it with the "paw" trick. I just want the damn treat and I don't notice that you are shaking my paw. I won't ever get it."
"Oh, and that one day that I hit my head against the wall, I had no idea that wall was that close to me."
"Why did you bring this b#$#& into the house?" (says our old cat because we got a second cat)
Haha this is such a cute topic!
All of my pets are kitties, so....
Jasmine: "If you don't stop coo'ing at me, I will bite you in the face". (Literally right before she bites me in the face, like last night :-/)
Lily: "Day 432 of captivity." (stolen from an email forward, but she would totally say it!)
Leo: "BACON BACON BACON! BACON STRIPS!" (he is a cat, but has the appetite of a large dog... and don't worry, I do NOT feed him bacon!)
@ Virginia -- That is hilarious! I bet that is exactly what my overweight-on-a-perpetual-diet cat Leo would say!
@MissAB -- Been there, done that. I feel your pain! lol
@Neato anedo: They are slowly improving. Now they take turns chasing eachother instead of just one of them chasing the other. And they have bitch-slap fights around corners and doors.
Don't want to put a downer on such a cute board but I want my dog to tell me how much pain he is in and when the time is right!
He is 14 and I am really struggling to know when the time is right to ya know. Everyone says that I will just know... but I don't know!
Sorry - I am done! Back to cute things!
@FMM: I'm sorry that your pet is sick. That is the hardest, when you aren't sure how much longer it would be okay to keep them alive knowing that they are suffering. I hope you don't have any trouble making the decision when the time is right.
Duke (our 6 year old toy terrier): "Get that fat beeyotch away from me, she's SO dumb!"
Lucy (our 2 year old yellow lab): "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Duke! Duke! Wanna play?! Huh? Huh? Huh?"
Duke: "Uuuuugh...serrrrrriously guys...I'm going to have to smackahoe."
Lucy: "Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Duke! Duke! Wanna play?! Huh? Huh? Huh?"
"I really hate it when people think I'm a boy. Hello! I'm not. I'm not swinging any jewels back there!"
Thanks MissAB - it is really hard! I think his pain is managed right now but from here we can't do much more and he seems to be degenerating faster these past few days. I am so torn up about it it is always weighing on my mind!
Katie (my cat) "I love you, mom. Mom, hey mom! I love you. Lots. Like tons. You are so awesome. And pretty. And you have thumbs. So you can post on Weddingbee. I love you mom." (she adores me)
Corny (my hubby's cat) "I am better than you. Was yesterday. Still will be tomorrow." (we have a personality conflict)
@ Future Mrs. : I'm sorry, having to PTS is really one of the most difficult decisions we will ever have to make. It is heartbreaking and even when you know it is time, it doesn't make it any easier. In my experience I will say that they do have a way of letting you know. Trust your instincts. Peace to you and your boy :)
@ MissAsB: Cat bitch-slap fights are the BEST. This might be mean but I foster for my shelter and occasionally a declawed cat will come through my doors and they are the most HILARIOUS bitch slappers. They really put a lot of "oomph!" into their slaps, and seem to get really angry when they realize that without claws, kitty bitch slaps just don't hurt. I'm a mean foster mom, I know :( haha
@Neato anedo: Haha that's awesome. You aren't a mean foster mommy! Cats just have to get their aggression out somehow and at least they don't do it with claws. We keep ours trimmed so they don't maul eachother but they don't seem to want to scratch, just hit eachother.
Thanks Neato - I hope you are right and that is what everyone says and I know that it will hurt no matter what! I got him for my 13th birthday so I don't even know life without him!
"Feed me!"
"Scratch my belly!"
"Throw my octopus over and over and over!"
"Do it NOW!"
What do you mean my pets can't talk?
I kid, I kid. Somewhat.
"Treat? Treat? Treat? Treat? Let me lick your face. Treat? Treat? Treat? Treat?"
"I'm a dog, I don't need clothes"
yep..sorry, guilty of having a dog wardrobe : /
@Bunny2010 -- Our kitties talk all the time! 
Some frequent comments would be...
Jeremy - "I'm gray! And I'm cute! See me here, sitting all tiny with my paws hidden? That's your cue to pet me. Pet me? Pet me!"
Sampson - "Ugh, don't pick me up, don't wanna be picked up, put me down... Hey, I didn't say you could ignore me! Were are you going? Pet me!!!"
"Hey! I need some attention here. Helloooo. Can you just get off that stupid computer? You are on it all day. Oh, let me guess, you're on the weddingbee site. I hate it break it to you but your wedding was 4 months ago. Now freaking pet me because I'm cute. "
I'm really glad my dog can't talk. It would just be a string of "Hey, hey, hey, treat! Treat! Outside! Walk? Walk? Walk? Treat! Pet me? Pet me! Hey, hey, hey, outside?..." Ad naseum.
hahaha at yrret107
as for mine
"cant you please just let me sniff around rather than making me walk walk walk!"
"OutsideOutsideOutsideOutside-YAAAAY, Outside! THROW-THE-BALL, THROW-THE-BALL, THROW-THE-BALL, THROW-THE-BALL, THROWTHEDAMNBALLALREAD-AAAH! GET THE BALL!!! GET-THE-BALL, GET-THE-BALL...."
-Kaiser, Golden Retriever, Age 4
I just looked over at my dog to try and imagine what she's thinking right now and she was chompin down on my brand new coach purse. Soo I imagine she was thinking
"yummmm, fine leather"
or
"haha, dumb b*t*h that's what you get for not buying me one!"
and don't worry, the purse is unharmed :)
Pepper (the dog): "Seriously, Mom, Dad, shut up, I'm trying to sleep here."
Josie (our all white cat): "Must keep clean, must keep clean. I am so pretty. Must stay pretty."
Izzy (our other cat): "Dear diary, today I plan to kill the mother unit and have all the attention of daddy."
"Where's my food? Purr.... I'm being cute for it?"
"Mom, the boys were chasing me again! Hide me!"
"Why don't you come scratch my face and brush me more? And must I work? Look, look, mud puddle! Watch me roll in it!"
Zummi (dog 1): "Hey, lookatme, lookatme, lookatme!" (While she's chasing her tail.) (Then, later, dejected...) "I hate that computer. I'm going to eat it one day."
Mogwai (dog 2): "Pet me.... grrrr" "Pet me...." (Which in reality sounds like "mrrrrr.... mrrrrrr.... mrrrrrrrrr..... over and over and over again.)
King (long time babysitting dog): "Oh, hey again." "Can I have a cracker?" "Tug?"
and finally...
Lufa (cat): "When the human leaves, I'm going to box you all in the face."
My old dog: "MoOM! I'm HUNgry!"
*10 minutes after being fed*
"But MOom, I'm STILL hungry!"
Seriously. If you asked him if "Are you hungry?" he would cock his head and look at you to decide if you were serious or not. If so, he would sprint to his food bowl and start drooling as soon as you picked up his bowl. He did that with "outside" too, minus the drooling and head straight to where we let him out. (Which was more fun because we let them out the bedroom window instead of out the door. That really confused people when they saw it for the first time. :-)
Our pit: "Please love on me. Please? Look how cute I am! Oh, could you not reach? I'm sorry, let me scooch in closer! Oh! That was your foot? Sorry. Please pet me." If you pet him, "You're my new best friend. I love you." Very much Dug.
And I would LOVE to know what he's thinking when he randomly THROWS himself to the ground (quite violently) and itches his back.
This is a really fun topic!
Catch has a limited human vocabulary, that I can interpret based on the way he turns his head in response to what I say... so here goes!
"I wanna go to Greenlake! Dog park would be ok too!"
"Food"
"Outside"
"Walk, walk, walk, walk".... He's so clever that he now knows when we are spelling W-A-L-K, so now we've taken to calling it a K-L-A-W. I wonder how long it's going to take him to figure that one out!
"Iguana" (His favorite toy... We'll say "Go get the iguana" and he'll fetch it from anywhere in the house. I asked him to fetch it two days ago and the house cleaners had stashed it in the closet. He sniffed it out in 2 seconds flat!
And finally, the word "Go"... He doesn't care where we're going, he just has faith that it'll be somewhere good, so that is his favorite word and he must say it over and over in his head 1,000 times a day!
"don't leave me! don't leave my line of vision or i WILL freak out on you and tear your house apart to let you know how upset i am!"
he has seperation anxiety. poor thing.
LOL Hilarious...my cat
when i'm at home...
"Hey mommy, whatcha doin? look at me, look at me!"
"Look...when you pick me up, it's kinda uncomfortable...so don't do it to long"
"here's the feather thing so I can pretend it's a bird...so come on let's go, you know I love that"
when I come home from work..."Finally! now come over and give me some lovin"
"and while youre at it...I ate all the food you gave me from this morning...I need some more, and please change my water to"
When my husband comes home...
"Is he STILL here?!?!??!?!?!" and will have an attitude for the rest of the night...LOL
"Hey momma. Whatcha eatin'? Looks yummy. Can I have some of that? Pretty please? I'll do a trick. Look, loooook I'm spinning in circles, you should feed me!!"
"Look, your alarm has gone off twice and I really want to lay on your pillows. Get out of bed, you bum."
:) I love my pooch.
The majority of the time she is saying:
"Play with me, play with me, play with me"
Or to my fiance
"I know I'm a really smart dog, but please stop teaching me new tricks and leave me alone!"
We have a 10-pound weenie who adores me and a 70-pound siberian husky/doberman mix...they're quite the pair.
Ralphie (the weenie) would say, "Mom, you have the squeaky, I know it. I heard it. Bring it to me NOW. I need it. Want it. Have to have it. Please. Now. Wait, can you pet me first?"
Andre (the biggie) would say, "Hey, person that feeds me, can you feed me again? Wait, I'm thirsty, so can I have some water, too? Kthanksbye. Oh wait, I want to go outside. Do you think I could bring a stick in here to chew on? And what did you do with my dad? Where is he?"
Ralphie is a momma's boy (I've had him longer than I've had the husband) and Andre is such a puppy, but he doesn't look like one! He has the attention span of a fruit fly..
"Get those scissors away from my ass". Teh kittehs gets poop-nuggets on their booties.
"A cotton ball? to clean my eyes? NOOOOOO" (ensuing freak out--cat does NOT like his eyeballs cleaned but persians get eye goo)
"we're glad you're ok with us being gay..." Seriously, they are two boy cats and they have face-licking sessions and are super snuggly. We joke that they're lovers.
LOL This is great! I think Chester would say the following:
He goes insane when he sees a squirrel anywhere near the house. - "Must get the squirrel! Must get the squirrel!"
When I leave the house and he's at home with FI. - "::whimper:: Is she coming back? I really hope so." Chester will wait at the top of the stairs for me until I come back home.
When you scratch behind his ears he eventually starts to lower his head, then it touches the floor and sometimes he'll just collapse to the ground. -- "Oh. my. god. that. feels. ::conk-his head hits the ground:: so. good. I. love. ::thump, he collapses to the ground:: it. when. I. get. loves."
Sorry for the blurry photo but I just wanted to share. He just got his hair cut yesterday and the groomer put an adorable collar cover on him that has little four-leaf clovers on it. Oh and notice his little snaggle tooth sticking out :)
59d8ab9567db_1268813091000.jpg (71 KB, 30 downloads) 2 years old 
Mine would say, "I run this sh*t maaaaan!". Not gonna lie, he kinda does....
"Ball?... ball?... ball, now?... ball?... please will you play ball with me?... ball?... ball?... ball, please!!!... I have an idea, how about we play ball!!"
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