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If your pet could talk, what would it say to you? (June 2010)

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    yrret107    November 28, 2009   Seattle, WA; Married in West Chester, PA

    I did this a few months ago, and got a really great response.

    Let me try to think of something new.

    Actually, I'm going to take a picture of her when when I get home so it will go along with the saying.

     
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    Mommy, what are you looking at?

     
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    Mommy, what are you looking at?

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    artbee    February 28, 2010  

    please stop petting me! (he's a weird dog who doesn't like petting, but i just can't help but give him some love!)

     
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    bluespurrs    August 7, 2009   South-central PA, USA, Earth

    FEED ME!

     
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    CorgiTales    February 1, 2011  

    "You're boring." Lol. I feel like nothing is ever good enough for my hilarious corgi. When I leave, he's sad. When I take him to work with me, he's sad. When I stay home all day (but have to work), he's sad. He wants attention and for me to play with him RIGHTTHISVERYSECOND and he gives me The Look when I can't haha. 

     
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    bride2bejc    June 25, 2011   Live in Jersey City, Wedding was in NYC

    " I really hate when you dress me in these clothes"

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    Dragonsus    December 19, 2009   Lexington KY

    Oh, Oh the suffering!!  I can only be appeased with a treat!If your pet could talk, what would it say to you? (June 2010) :  wedding Evas First Bath 1

     
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    missjyc    September 18, 2010   macomb, michigan

    @bride2bejc: i have that same sweater for my beagle terrier! LOL

    i dont have a picture, but i know my yorkie would be asking me last night "mommy why do you make me dance with you?!?! can't u just watch the fireworks in peace?"

    i had him on his hind legs for a good five to ten minutes LOL fi had a blast watching our pup bouncin' it to the background beats!

     
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    CorgiTales    February 1, 2011  

    @Dragonsus: omg i just want to squish those ears!!

     
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    Melissabegins    December 12, 2009  

    my white cat would probably say something like "love me! i love you! let's cuddle! let's be best friends!" because he's really a simple and sweet little blockhead and always indulges my Elmira-like behavior with him. That's actually why we got another cat, b/c the tabby is a lap-cat, but on his own terms. I needed a really squishable pet, and I got one!

    ETA - this picture is our 2 cats. The white one wanted to cuddle with the tabby so much that he just climbed in to lay right on top of him!

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    Roux    December 2, 2012   Ballarat, Australia

    "Mummy I can't sleep, can I sleep on your face? Kthnx"

    "Mummy, thanks for paying $3000 for the surgery to remove the shoelace I ate."

    "I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside, I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside."

    "Mummy I peed on your jacket because I love you, and I don't want you to go out."

    "reading the newspaper eh? But I want to sleep on you lap! Ok I will."

     
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    Mermaid1082    September 4, 2010   St Louis, MO

    Please stop putting me in these ridiculous outfits.

     
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    Mermaid1082    September 4, 2010   St Louis, MO

    Or ...

    Bear, Tucker Bear.  License to Cute.

     
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    gabrielleelise1981    August 28, 2010   Portland, Maine

    She would likely say:

    Judging kitteh has judged your joke and is not amused:

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    This is MY bear, you get your own mama! :):

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    Melissabegins    December 12, 2009  

    aw @gabrielle! She loves that bear! my kitty came with his very own bear, too.

     
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    Purquez2011    August 15, 2011   Ellensburg, WA

    Mine would probably say, "Seriously? While I'm sleeping!" Lucy sleeps in the cutest, weirdest positions and spots. She loves to sleep between our legs and I can't help but take pictures of her sleeping! 

    EDIT: Do ya'll see that big stuffed monkey back there? That's Joey. He's almost 2x her size but she loves it! 

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    2PeasinaPod       Philadelphia

    My brother has 2 boston terriers, and we do this all the time!

    The older one is a boy, Brody,  and he's contstantly stressed out. "OMG, why is Daisy on the couch next to you? That's my spot. I'm going to sit here and stare at you until you realize that Daisy should be on the floor and me next to you. I'm ready for bed, so put Daisy on the floor and I'll fall asleep next to you..."

    Meanwhile, Daisy, the younger girl pup gets picked up and put next to someone else, "mmmm...Huh? What's going on? Why are you moving me? Oh...you want to rub my belly? OK!!!" 

     
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    mimi06d    November 2010   Northern Virginia

    "Mom, she's smooshing me!!!"

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    gabrielleelise1981    August 28, 2010   Portland, Maine

    @Melissabegins: She does love her bear! heehee when she was little, she was obsessed with this small mouse toy and would carry it *everywhere*. He came to bed every night, and then went scouting around the house with her every day.

    Teddy is always good for naping with though, and she always hugs him while she naps, its so cute!

     
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    Mrs. DG    July 18, 2009   Seattle/Tahoe

    Mommy, why is that other small creature running the household?  Can I go live with somone who doesn't have one of those fleshy eating, screaming, pooping macines?

     
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    @mim06d - is that a doxie being squished?! too cute!

    @roux - "I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside, I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside." LMAO! That's Benny too. In, out, in, out, both out and in (he's a long dog). Smile

     
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    Miss Chocolate    July 24, 2010   Texas... Married in California

    Mine would probably say... "It's way too stinkin' hot outside to go for a walk, I'd rather stay inside and have you play with me!"

     
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    mssocks    October 10, 2010  

    Wrigley:  I want up in your lap!  I want up in your lap!  I'm gonna get up on your lap!  Ohhh I love your lap!!

    Zoe:  It wasn't ME who jumped in your chair and ate the leftover potatoes off of your plate while you were out of the room!  

     
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    jduck84    August 2010   Minneapolis, MN

    "What are you looking at? This is a perfectly normal way for a cat to sit."

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    menobride    June 5, 2011   NH

    pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease can I have that squirrel...

     
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    MyraG    August 14, 2010  

    The bunnies tore up my bed...I swear I tried to stop them!

     

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    mrstilly    May 15, 2010   Ithaca, NY

    "Please find me a house!!!!! With a yard! Please, please please!!!"

    We're house hunting and Marley (as well as Hubs and I) and eager to have our own space and get out of our apartment complex!

     
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    qtxmsred    December 4, 2010  

    @yrret107: Are you really going out in that? You should change..LOL

     
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    qtxmsred    December 4, 2010  

    @MyraG:OMG...i can't stop laughing at your dog picture..It just totally brightened my afternoon.

     
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    Twista    October 2, 2010   Roanoke, VA

    "What?!  It wasn't me..."

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    Twista    October 2, 2010   Roanoke, VA

    "Sorry, there's no room for you."

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    CoffeeBeans    June 25, 2011   Boston-ish, MA

    Are we there yet??

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    Laylabelle    November 7, 2009  

    I don't have a pet (sadly!)but if every dog I came in contact with could talk, they'd say "look crazy lady. I ain't no baby. I'm a dog. DOG. D-O-G. Stop talking to me like I'm a blasted baby. Good day."

     
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    mimi06d    November 2010   Northern Virginia

    @coffeeandtea: It is! He's a black and tan mini named Bob. He likes to burrow under blankets and one day our Silky Terrier decided she wanted to lay on top of him. Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. :)

     
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    Ms Sassy    January 4, 2012   Outside of Boston, MA

    My dog would tell me "please please please stop dancing around the house to Lady Gaga while you put the dishes away.  really, trust me..NO ONE wants to see that" 

     
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    cardigan    January 7, 2011   Austin, TX

    Ranger would say "Mom, I think we need a bigger doggy bed!" 

     

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    ILuvDance17    September 22, 2012   St. Louis

    Lately my cat seems to be thinking only one thing, "Yes I know its 1,000 degrees outside, but I want to lay in the sun and BAKE!"

     
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    zippylef    October 30, 2010   Norfolk, UK

    My beagle would definitely say "Hey woman, make me a sammich". lol. Or "Dude, leave me alone so I can sleep."

    My big mutt of a Belgian Shepard is probably say "Pet me. Pet me. Pet me. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy!" She's not too intelligent, but she sure is a sweetheart.

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    yrret107    November 28, 2009   Seattle, WA; Married in West Chester, PA

    @jduck84:  haha my dog sits funny too and she thinks there's nothing wrong with it.

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