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I did this a few months ago, and got a really great response.
Let me try to think of something new.
Actually, I'm going to take a picture of her when when I get home so it will go along with the saying.
please stop petting me! (he's a weird dog who doesn't like petting, but i just can't help but give him some love!)
"You're boring." Lol. I feel like nothing is ever good enough for my hilarious corgi. When I leave, he's sad. When I take him to work with me, he's sad. When I stay home all day (but have to work), he's sad. He wants attention and for me to play with him RIGHTTHISVERYSECOND and he gives me The Look when I can't haha.
" I really hate when you dress me in these clothes"
Oh, Oh the suffering!! I can only be appeased with a treat!
@bride2bejc: i have that same sweater for my beagle terrier! LOL
i dont have a picture, but i know my yorkie would be asking me last night "mommy why do you make me dance with you?!?! can't u just watch the fireworks in peace?"
i had him on his hind legs for a good five to ten minutes LOL fi had a blast watching our pup bouncin' it to the background beats!
my white cat would probably say something like "love me! i love you! let's cuddle! let's be best friends!" because he's really a simple and sweet little blockhead and always indulges my Elmira-like behavior with him. That's actually why we got another cat, b/c the tabby is a lap-cat, but on his own terms. I needed a really squishable pet, and I got one!
ETA - this picture is our 2 cats. The white one wanted to cuddle with the tabby so much that he just climbed in to lay right on top of him! 
"Mummy I can't sleep, can I sleep on your face? Kthnx"
"Mummy, thanks for paying $3000 for the surgery to remove the shoelace I ate."
"I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside, I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside."
"Mummy I peed on your jacket because I love you, and I don't want you to go out."
"reading the newspaper eh? But I want to sleep on you lap! Ok I will."
She would likely say:
Judging kitteh has judged your joke and is not amused:
Or,
This is MY bear, you get your own mama! :):
aw @gabrielle! She loves that bear! my kitty came with his very own bear, too.
Mine would probably say, "Seriously? While I'm sleeping!" Lucy sleeps in the cutest, weirdest positions and spots. She loves to sleep between our legs and I can't help but take pictures of her sleeping!
EDIT: Do ya'll see that big stuffed monkey back there? That's Joey. He's almost 2x her size but she loves it!
My brother has 2 boston terriers, and we do this all the time!
The older one is a boy, Brody, and he's contstantly stressed out. "OMG, why is Daisy on the couch next to you? That's my spot. I'm going to sit here and stare at you until you realize that Daisy should be on the floor and me next to you. I'm ready for bed, so put Daisy on the floor and I'll fall asleep next to you..."
Meanwhile, Daisy, the younger girl pup gets picked up and put next to someone else, "mmmm...Huh? What's going on? Why are you moving me? Oh...you want to rub my belly? OK!!!"
@Melissabegins: She does love her bear! heehee when she was little, she was obsessed with this small mouse toy and would carry it *everywhere*. He came to bed every night, and then went scouting around the house with her every day.
Teddy is always good for naping with though, and she always hugs him while she naps, its so cute!
Mommy, why is that other small creature running the household? Can I go live with somone who doesn't have one of those fleshy eating, screaming, pooping macines?
@mim06d - is that a doxie being squished?! too cute!
@roux - "I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside, I wanna go outside, I wanna come inside." LMAO! That's Benny too. In, out, in, out, both out and in (he's a long dog). 
Mine would probably say... "It's way too stinkin' hot outside to go for a walk, I'd rather stay inside and have you play with me!"
Wrigley: I want up in your lap! I want up in your lap! I'm gonna get up on your lap! Ohhh I love your lap!!
Zoe: It wasn't ME who jumped in your chair and ate the leftover potatoes off of your plate while you were out of the room!
"What are you looking at? This is a perfectly normal way for a cat to sit."

"Please find me a house!!!!! With a yard! Please, please please!!!"
We're house hunting and Marley (as well as Hubs and I) and eager to have our own space and get out of our apartment complex!
@MyraG:OMG...i can't stop laughing at your dog picture..It just totally brightened my afternoon.
I don't have a pet (sadly!)but if every dog I came in contact with could talk, they'd say "look crazy lady. I ain't no baby. I'm a dog. DOG. D-O-G. Stop talking to me like I'm a blasted baby. Good day."
@coffeeandtea: It is! He's a black and tan mini named Bob. He likes to burrow under blankets and one day our Silky Terrier decided she wanted to lay on top of him. Probably the cutest thing I've ever seen. :)
My dog would tell me "please please please stop dancing around the house to Lady Gaga while you put the dishes away. really, trust me..NO ONE wants to see that"
Lately my cat seems to be thinking only one thing, "Yes I know its 1,000 degrees outside, but I want to lay in the sun and BAKE!"
My beagle would definitely say "Hey woman, make me a sammich". lol. Or "Dude, leave me alone so I can sleep."
My big mutt of a Belgian Shepard is probably say "Pet me. Pet me. Pet me. Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy!" She's not too intelligent, but she sure is a sweetheart.

@jduck84: haha my dog sits funny too and she thinks there's nothing wrong with it.

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