I'm So F*&#ing Embarrassed!

posted 3 years ago in Intimacy
Post # 3
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292 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: June 2015

@rcac1208:  When FI still lived with his parents, sometimes we would be intimate in his room (he has a num pad lock on his door). One time, he went downstairs after (we thought we had been relatively quiet) and his mom kindly told him we should try to keep it down…. I just had to hold my head high and try and maintain my dignity!!

Post # 5
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42460 posts
Honey Beekeeper
  • Wedding: November 1999

@rcac1208:  Trust me- they know you have sex. Who knows what kinky things they do when you’re not home? Or perhaps did, when they were younger?

Post # 6
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7997 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: December 2013

Haha hopefully they came back late!!

Once my high school bf and I (his mom was a born again Christian) started getting frisky. His mom had gone out. She came back early, and RUSHED down the stairs before I could even put my shirt on. It was like she knew what was going on.. we weren’t being loud or anything. It was so awkward. She didn’t say a word, and we left. I don’t think she said a word about it until a few days later when she had a bit of a birds and the bees type talk with my bf. Awkward.

Post # 7
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3333 posts
Sugar bee

I was visiting my ex some years back and we stayed with his Dad. Small house, like 2 bedrooms, seperated by the kitchen/dining room and living room. We never really thought about the noise… I didnt think we had to… One night, before going to bed his Dad said (with a wink!!!) “Do you guys think I can get some sleep tonight? I have a big day tomorrow.” Oh… My… God… 

Post # 8
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1737 posts
Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

@rcac1208:  If they do confront you- just be like ” Whhhhattt??? I thought that was you guys!! ” Lol! Im kidding. Who cares, your grown ups- they know u guys are intimate. I live with my in laws.. FOREVER as it seems and Im sure they have heard us a few times 😀 

Post # 9
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8518 posts
Bumble Beekeeper
  • Wedding: April 2014

Haha, dont sweat it! Surely they already know you have sex.

My mom has walked in on me mastrubating… Twice. I pretended like I had an itch. Lmao.

Another time me and FI were having sex in my room, which was doorless and right in the view of her room. We thought she wouldnt be awake for a while. Apparently we were “busy” for a lot longer than we thought. After we got done I checked my phone and I had a text from my mom asking me to text her when we were done so she could come out of her room. XD

Post # 11
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259 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: August 2012

@rcac1208:  My Mum was staying with us as she’d had two operations and needed a carer. It was early morning and we were having some fun when I (on top) looked behind me to see my Mum open the door and then close it quickly when she saw what was happening!

So embarassing!!! But at least she will NEVER do it again!

Post # 14
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490 posts
Helper bee
  • Wedding: October 2013

One time, while I was still living at home and in college, I didn’t have classes on Fridays and FH had a long break between classes so he’d sneak over and we’d have sex – my siblings were at school and both of my parents worked. I was dressed up a little on the sexy side and anxiously waiting for him when my Dad came home – he travels to different sites with his job and sometimes he came home to eat or check his email. I had to fire off a text to FH and hide under a blanket until my Dad left. 

I’ve been lucky that neither of my parents, or FH’s Mon has caught us doing something naughty. 

Post # 15
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2783 posts
Sugar bee

@rcac1208:  my parents overhead on a baby monitor once that I didn’t know was on. So that was cool

Post # 16
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2429 posts
Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: June 2009

@rcac1208: Loved your description of: not so quiet sexy times ensued


We live in a townhouse and our next door neighbors moved out last week. Now that it is empty, I feel like we don’t have to worry about being “quiet” Wink

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