So I just found out that James Wooods, 66 years old, is dating a 20 year old. Ewww. Anyway, I told BF and this is the conversation we just had on Facebook chat. Be warned, it’s kind of gross but hilariously funny. If you’re squeamish, I would not read any further. Just FYI.
BF: Good on him.
Me: lol! But that’s so gross!
BF: Double standard, baby
Me: lol! hey, I would find it gross if it was a woman dating a man 46 years younger than she was :p
BF: That wouldn’t happen.
Me: It might. Men date cougars all the time. Like your friend Perry.
BF: That’s too old for cougar territory. That’s silver fox territory.
Me: lol! I bet men date silver foxes all the time. :p
BF: Um, not really. In fact, I lied. That’s too old for silver fox territory. That’s just nasty. I mean, if he were 21, she’d be 67
Me: Lol. Well dating a 66 year old man is also nasty if you’re 20
BF: I disagree.
Me: I’m gonna say two words. Saggy balls.
BF: Banging away on a tight 20 year old. That’s the way to have a heart attack
Me: LOL. I do not want those saggy balls banging away on me, thank you very much. *shudders* Ew.
BF: BANGIN’ AND BANGIN’
Me: You are just nasty. See if I have sex with you when you’re 66 years old! So there. :p
BF: That’s what the 20 year old is for!
Me: LOL. Good luck finding that. Saggy balls. How does the song go? Do your balls hang low, do they hang to the ground…dang it, how does the song go?
BF: DO YOUR BALLS HANG LOW, DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO, CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A KNOT
Me: YES, THAT’S IT!
BF: CAN YOU TIE THEM IN A BOW
Me: I am laughing so hard over here
BF:CAN YOU THROW THEM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER
DO YOU BAAAAAALS HAAAAANG LOOOOOOW
Me: LOL! Now I have that song stuck in my head.
And that was it. I am laughing so hard here in my office. I love conversations like this! 🙂