(Closed) Joke of the Day: Post yours!

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Post # 3
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: July 2011

nice =)

Post # 5
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Busy bee

What kind of bees make milk?

…Boobees!

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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: June 2011

@Butterbee: HAHA I love that joke. somehow every year I get my grandfather a birthday card that has two bees on the front, saying, “boo!” and inside, it says, “I got you 2 boobees for your birthday!” I forget EVERY year that I bought it the year before!

 

my friend said this joke yesterday..

“Why’d the chicken cross the road?”

“Why?”

“To get to your house!”

“Oh, haha!”

“Knock knock!”

“um, who’s there?”

“THE CHICKEN! DUH!”

 

lol.

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: July 2012

@muckmoo1: Inspired by your Osama joke.

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Helper bee
  • Wedding: September 2012

I’ve got one…

And older man was at the mall in the food court enjoying his lunch when a younger dude came in with a mohawk spiked, each spike a different color and sits at the table next to him.  The older man keeps staring at him, staring, staring staring.  Finally the younger dude gets agitated enough to say “hey old man, what are you looking at?  haven’t you ever done anything crazy in your life?”  The old man replies “Yes, when I was your age, I fucked a peacock, just trying to figure out if you’re my kid”

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Busy bee
  • Wedding: May 2012

What do you call a cow with no legs?

 

 

 

 

Ground beef.

 

(Because it’s on the ground XD ) 

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