Just for fun: What is your BEST pick-up line?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
Post # 2
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

This gets me every time

Post # 3
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Buzzing bee

MrsHalpert:  Hahaha, nice! The best pickup line a guy ever said to me was in a book store. He walks up to me and goes:

“Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?”

I was like, “um. no?”

And he goes, “enough to break the ice!”

hahaha, he was nerdy but I thought it was totally cute. 

 

Post # 5
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Busy bee

This is probably pretty lame, but it worked well on my (now ex) girlfriend:

“I think you’re really beautiful, and I would like to kiss you. I can come up with a clever line if you’d like, but I wanted to say that first.”

Post # 6
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Buzzing Beekeeper
  • Wedding: August 2013

Never actually heard this one used, but the funniest one I ever heard was

“You’re like a prize winning bass. I don’t know whether to mount or eat you.”

Post # 7
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2015

That outfit is becoming on you!  Of course if I were on you I’d be coming too…

Post # 8
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Buzzing bee
  • Wedding: TBD

Oh I am the queen of dirty pickup lines! But unfortunately most of these are supposed to come from a guy…

Why dont you sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

What has 200 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper.

Hey girl do you like pie? Because you’re sure making my banana cream. 

Thats all I can think of right now! 

PS Someone actually used the “did it hurt when you feel from heaven?” line on me once! gag! lol

Post # 9
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Sugar bee

MrsHalpert:  My husband uses this one occassionally,obviously to me, “My dick’s always a gentlemen, he stands up so you can have a place to sit down ;)”

“that’s a really nice dress, but it would look better on the floor.”

We don’t use too many pick up lines, more just dirty things we say to each other.  One time I said, “you’re always giving me a hard time, but not the way I wish you would.”

Post # 10
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

MrsHalpert:  So I was drawing these comics for my blog based on pick-up lines, and I decided to draw a version of yours. It inspired me 🙂 Hope you like it!

Post # 11
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

This one gets me every time..

You remind me of my appendix. I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out. <br /><br />

Post # 11
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Blushing bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

This one gets me every time..

You remind me of my appendix. I don’t know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.

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