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    Ms Hedgehog    July 10, 2011   Dallas/ Ft Worth TX

    Just for the fun of it, what is your most recent Facebook status?

     

    Mine, from 8 AM this morning, is

    The dogs ate Amie's calcium supplements like it was candy. But, the vet says not to worry. So I wont... much... With that being said I am going to bed now. If anybody without a tail and fur tries to wake me over the next 8 hours I will end up back at work. This time, on the other side of that booking counter.


    I got home to find out the pups had gotten to my hedgies calcium supplements that she had just gotten yesterday. (she has seizures and the vet thinks it might be to low calcium levels) The entire bottle, GONE. I freaked out for a little bit until a few vets assured me they would be just fine. I then prompty headed to bed after the last of 3  LONG 12 hour night shifts and a lack of sleep the past 2 days. Lucky for my my sister came over and watched the pups (Cammie is just 8 weeks and needs to be watched so she doesn't do things like eat bottles of calcium supplements... Cough, Mr Hedgie cough, cough) so I could sleep.

     
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    aliavenue    August 4, 2012   Kansas City

    Mine is "ate. too. much. pie."

    Bahahahahhaha

     
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    atalante    May 19, 2012  

    "Blarg."

     

    Which describes my career-related motivation.

     
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    atalante    May 19, 2012  

    @aliavenue:  lol

     
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    Ms Hedgehog    July 10, 2011   Dallas/ Ft Worth TX

    @aliavenue:  lol. I want to have eaten too. much. pie!

     
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    aliavenue    August 4, 2012   Kansas City

    @Ms Hedgehog:  It was the amazing smore kind off of pinterest, which is, likely, why I ate too much.... Tongue Out

     
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    MrsNeutrino    July 2012  

    mine is 

    thanks everyone for the birthday wishes...

    ---this was on jan 4th.. no update since then lol

     
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    MissPumpkinPie    October 13, 2012   Jersey Shore

    Mine was around 9 am:

    "Bitches be hatin'."

     
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    pinkshoes    July 2011   MA

    Ugh, last weeks Grey's was a waste of an hour!

     
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    linguo42    February 27, 2011   Vancouver, B.C.

    Oh lord...second applicant would have just stayed downstairs waiting all day if I hadn't noticed she was there. We're doomed.

    We're hiring for a new full-time position and the first two people who showed up for their interviews made me want to bash my head into the wall. See my previous status:

    First job applicant showed up for her interview reeking of cheap perfume. My eyes were burning by the time she finally got called into our manager's office. I felt like sending the manager an IM saying, "Please don't hire Stinky."

     
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    PitBulLover    August 21, 2010  

    Mine is from last night and it's this..

    "Ron's the man!"

    Just for fun. What is your most recent Facebook status? :  wedding Ronpaul

     
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    Roux    December 2, 2012   Ballarat, Australia

    PARCEL PARCEL PARCEL!!!

    I have been waiting for my lightinthebox fabric sample book to arrive so I can pick bridesmaids dress colours. I think people were getting sick of my 'no parcel today :(' and 'why does the postal service hate me?' status updates.

     
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    AmeliaBedelia    March 3, 2012   Georgia

    "So, it sucks when you don't care who wins the Super Bowl...Ah, well." <-- My apathy for this year's Super Bowl. Sad day. I love football, too! :/

     
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    bebefly    October 22, 2011   Ottawa


    "Some people are right fucked in the head. You, off my planet!"


     

    basically there's this guy that is dating my co-worker and so he comes in and hangs out while she's working, and SOMEHOW has it in his head that because I talk to him & serve him and am friendly, it MUST mean that I'm in love with him. 

     

    I just ... I just can't.



     


     
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    doily    March 2012   Iowa

    "Starting to question if I'm going to have any hair at all for the wedding. Between stress from work, stress from school, and stress from the wedding, I'm shedding a handful a day. Any suggestions to save the hair that I do have left?"

     

    That is my life right now. Sigh.

     
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    Eva Peron    November 2011  

    @PitBulLover:  +1000

     
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    Blueknightess    July 20, 2013   Ontario, Canada

    Mine is "Should be studying but watching Jenna Marbles is much more fun"

     
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    Lemma    June 9, 2012   Ontario

    Mine is from almost two months ago. Can you tell I don't use facebook much?

    ‎"Goodbye, Christopher Hitchens. You were envied, feared, adored, reviled and loved. Never ignored. Never bested. A great and marvelous man" - Stephen Fry

     
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    ladyartichoke       UK

    Mine's kind of sad.  My SO moved yesterday, a 13 hour flight away.

    As of today, I am officially in a long distance relationship. Not long. We'll see each other soon!

    Kind of unlike me to write one about SO.  Wont see him for the next five months :(

     
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    colli459    December 28, 2012   Baltimore, MD

    For reals, I was having some invite-design-stressing moments when I did this lovely: 

    "Dear people who make fonts, will you please release the freaking rights so I can make a .pdf? I swear I'm not trying to use this for corporate nonsense!"

    Every time I tried to download a font that I REALLY liked, I would attempt to save it, and Illustrator would give me this message that it wouldn't be able to save because rights blah blah  blah... (BillyAngel, you are not my friend)

     
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    shedayz    November 12, 2011   Vow Renewal Memphis, TN

    mine is:

    When I watch Chopped I become the greatest chef on the planet. Just sayin' lol
     
     

     
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    mittens111211    November 2011   Portland, Oregon

    "the lady behind me in line at Target just bought a bottle of champagne and Justin Bieber valentines?"


    My cousin responded with "Just wait unti you're a mom!"

     
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    ejay15    August 10, 2013  

    LOL Mine is "John Stamos" after seeing the Super Bowl yogurt commercial he was in. Love him.

     
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    MsPanda    August 17, 2013   Oregon

    Ordering my dress tomorrow! Im so beyond excited!!!


    Well now today as soon as i get a few answers back on the dress!

     
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    reginaphalange    March 10, 2012   Brooklyn

    @mittens111211:  Ha ha ha. I like your cousin's response. But more importantly, I'm in awe that you can buy champagne in a Target in Orgeon. New York sucks, apparently.

     
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    Juliepants    June 2, 2012   Ontario

    @PitBulLover:  Awesome, I'll have to show that to my FI!  We're Canadian but for whatever reason, he's been talking about that guy for months and trying to get me to watch youtube videos all the time and take more of an interest, haha.  I can't say that I take much interest in US politicians, but my FI will like that meme!

     
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    misskoala    July 23, 2011   married in Georgia/living in Portland, OR

    "I would love this constant nausea to pass..."

    Of course the pregnancy question was asked...I've just been sick for the past week and a half

     
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    UpstateCait    October 7, 2011   Upstate, NY

    My most recent is a picture of Mitt Romney with the caption...

    "Hey guys,

    Heard you encouraged gays to "change their choose of lifestyle", tore apart anti-bullying programs in schools, and compared same sex marriage supporters to Al-Qaeda.

    Hekuva job. Here's $35,000.

    Love, 

    Mitt

    Romneys tax returns show $35,000 in donations to anti-LGBT groups that actually did this stuff. Pissed off? Click "share"."

    * Sorry, I can't post the pic from my iPad.

    The one before that was this gem...

    "Dear (name of my company),

    If you could somehow manage to appropriately salt the parking lot next time, that would be appreciated.

    Sincerely,

    Your bruised and soaked auditor (who is anything but pleased right now)"

    I slipped on the ice at work a few weeks ago and f'ed up my knee and ankle. Thankfully we were late (as usual) so no one witnessed my pseudo split but DH. Bet security had a good laugh when they watched the camera, though.

     
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    Someday_a_Wifey    December 15, 2012  

    "Just finished my workday by playing MASH with my boss and co-workers!"

     

    I work in a middle school, and one of my coworkers had heard of MASH, so we gave them an intro lesson. A good ending to Hump Day for sure.

     
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    auggiefrog    August 25, 2012   Wauwatosa, WI

    "My cat has been exceptionally naughty all morning and is now trying to climb the bed headboard....."...

     the joys of having a 8 month old kitten...  it has been sweatly sleeping all afternoon/ evening and will be crazy as hell all night/ morning! 

     
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    NDBee    March 10, 2012  

    "Glad to see Prop h8 is on its way out!" http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/02/gay-marriage-prop-8s-ban-ruled-unconstitutional.html

    I'm sure you can guess my stance on the issue :-)

     
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    sunnywoods    October 5, 2012  

    @PitBulLover:  Ron Paul is totally the MAN! Loved seeing this will definetly sharing with my FI, he volunteers at his campaign.

     

    My FB STATUS:

    "Watch Stark Trek next gen with the FI"  

     
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    eloping    May 23, 2010  

    updating my postal details with World Vision and i dont think the guy on the phone appreciated my saying " btw, can you tell me how old my little columbian drug lord tax deduction is these days?"

    i have had a world vision sponsor child for about 9yrs - hes currently 15yrs old

     
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    ananeele    April 23, 2012  

    Mine was 'got to watch a car explode on 395 today'

    Just posted it.

     
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    brenda.m.fields    March 3, 2012   Fort Lauderdale (wedding) & Gainesville (home)

    Not a single one of my 29 students knew that Madonna was channeling Liz Taylor as Cleopatra last night. They just thought it was cool, but had no idea HOW cool.

     
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    MsJ2theZ    August 4, 2012   Washington

    @pinkshoes:  AGREED!

     
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    BoiledPNut    April 2012  

    "I really wonder where our snow is!" 

    We are supposed to get 1-2", but I don't see it happening.

     
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    coyote    June 2012  

    @PitBulLover:  I <3 Ron.

    My last update was from yesterday afternoon:

    "Who has two thumbs and just came back from the Giants ceremony at City Hall? THIS CHICK!"

     

     
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    Coffee cup    December 7, 2012   Sonora, Mexico

    Woow, this is from January 26th.

     

    Y para todos aquellos que pensaban que Guasave hiba a ganar.. YAQUIS BICAMPEONES DE LA LMP!!!!!!!!

    Translation: For all of those who thought Guasave was going to win.. YAQUIS LMP double-champions!!!!!

    Excited about my baseball local team winning the championship two years in a row.

     

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