Post # 1
So I am in the mood to get a couple of good laughs, I’ll share mine!
Last memorial day weekend I went to a family friend’s picnic and bonfire party with my younger siblings (10,7,7) and my parents. Fiance was in the middle of studying for finals so he wasn’t able to come with us. I had dated this family friend’s son for a while and the son had cheated on me with some other girl whom he stayed with after we had called it quits. After this incident he and his parents rarely communicated and so I was almost sure that this ex wasn’t going to be at the picnic.
Lo and behold he showed up with his girlfriend and as they were walking over closer to where the bonfire was, which was near a pond that I was helping a bunch of little kids catch tadpoles in, I slipped and fell into the muddy pond… screaming the entire way in!
What a lovely impression I made. haha
I am able to laugh it off now, but I was so mortified then. Not to mention wet, cold, and muddy!
Share your funny/embarrassing stories!
Post # 3
Haha! That sucks lol. My So’s most embarrassing moment occurred in the 6th grade. He farted loudly in class and it took him by surprise. Everyone spun around and stared at him. Then the douchey teacher made him stand up and apologize! I can’t even remember an embarrassing moment…I must have blocked them all from my mind. I’ll revisit this later when I remember something.
Post # 4
Probably the time I crapped my pants at dance camp. And I was in high school.
Did I just admit that? Yes. Yes I did.
Post # 5
Once I accidentally flashed my Future Mother-In-Law. She got a pretty good view of my nipples, as I had neglected to wear a bra that day.
Post # 6
There are so, so many :/
I was in high school, and going to my first Homecoming Dance with my high school sweetheart. We went to this nice, fancy restaurant for dinner. Everything was lovely… but the dessert table was up a few stairs, and this was my first time ever in high heels. Well, I made it up the stairs, got a big piece of cake, and slipped coming down the stairs. I fell face-first down the stairs, landed at the bottom with my dress flipped over my ass and my bloody shins still on the bottom step, but the best part is that the cake didn’t even tip over! I popped up quickly, realized everyone was looking at me, and all I could say was “The cake is ok!” and I ran off (well, hobbled anyway) and didn’t set foot into that restaurant for about a decade after that.
Another time, in college, I was out at a club with my bestie. We may or may not have had a LOT of tequilla shots and ended up dancing on the bar. I fell off, broke a bar stool (and nearly my arm!) and we were kindly asked to leave after that. We call that night “The Tequilla Lesson”.
Post # 7
@DaneLady: hahaha the cake story made me laugh really hard! Thats something I would do! The cake is okay! lol
Post # 8
The first thing I thought of was the time in middle school I, for whatever reason, was changing clothes after gym class in one of the shower areas.. Somehow I knocked the water faucet so it turned on DRENCHING me in the process.. in my normal clothes. Yay? I had to finish the day in my gym clothes.
After reading posts before me, this pales in comparison, but at the time it was mortifying! LOL
Post # 9
Most recently, I went to go get my ring re-sized and the jeweler said “Oh, it looks like there’s an inscription here, let me write it down so we don’t damage it.”
My inscription is in Hebrew, it’s Ani Ohev Otach. So he’s writing it down and I start yakking on about how “It’s Hebrew, it means I Love You, but it’s only how a man would say it to a woman…” blah, blah, blah. On and on. “I can spell it for you if you want.”
He looks up, smiles and says “I can spell it, I’m Israeli.”
Nooooooooooooooooooow I’m a jerk. 🙂
Post # 10
I have another embarrassing story!
Fiance and I had just recently started dating and he was spending the night at my house. I had a really bad stomach ache all night and was dying with really bad gas! So I let out a silent toot, hoping that he wouldn’t notice, but instead of worrying about him hearing I should have worried about the smell because it was the most rancid smell ever.
He just looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Almost in tears trying to ask me if I tooted.
I was really embarrassed. Of course now he and I do that in front of eachother all the time without second thoughts! haha
Post # 11
I totally fell on my face tumbling at a cheer competition in junior high… It was so bad that I had carpet burn on my face haha… I was mortified.
Post # 12
My Fiance and I were moving into an apartment and I was carrying stuff up on the stairs in front of him. We had eaten fast food and I didn’t realize the effect…till I blasted him in the face with the loudest thing to ever escape my body.
He reminds me of it to this day. Espeicially since before that I had always played the game of ‘girls don’t fart or go number 2’.
Post # 13
- Wedding: August 2013 - The Liberty House
This is one of the only ones I can think of right now but I’m sure I’ll be back because it’s not that bad. Once in high school, I was in a huge rush to get to class, so I slipped my shoes on before heading out the door. It was wet outside, and I slipped down the stairs at the school, not only dropping my bag/instrument, but my shoes also came off. A girl in one of my classes saw and I think she laughed about it for an entire 6 months, since she was standing at the bottom and was actually able to hand my back my shoes.
Post # 14
So about three years ago at my job I went to the bathroom..#2. And over flowed the toliet so bad that the whole breakroom had nasty stinky water is it also. As soon as it started to over flow I ran outside to grab one of the handyman type guys and he had to turn the water off so it would quit running. It was bad!!! It look me and a friend (Yes, thats right a friend/coworker helped me clean it up) It took about two hours. And the boss was frustrated because a little water got on the carpet in the door way. Luckily nothing stained. He was mad, but wth…its not like I woke up that day saying I’m going to go to work and over flow the toliet.
This embarrassing story might be Too Much Information…About two years ago my Fiance had to go out of town every other weekend for his job. Sometimes I would use my vibrator (what can I say, I missed him) well he came home that Monday night and we kept hearing this noise. And could figure out where it was coming from. And then he realized it was coming from our dresser drawer. I didn’t turn the vibrator off all the way. I was embarrassed but we both just laughed about it. haha
Post # 15
I was making out with a boy many years ago. We were on a hill on the grass outside a friends place. All of a sudden we both smell this hideous stink. We couldn’t figure out where it was coming from until we stood up, I turned around and had dog shit all over my dress.
Post # 16
When my Fiance tooted in front of my mom and ran away. I was embarrassed for him!
Or when I did slow motion splits while slipping on water at the market. Luckily I was holding Fi’s hand…