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@Monkeyface That's totally impossible; she's lying if she's trying to be serious. Even Queen Elizabeth herself has to take a poop once in a while; it's just a human thing! :) haha
I'm no doctor but I'm fairly certain that if a 30 something year old woman has never pooped, she would have died oh... 30 something years ago. I call bullshit (pun intended). :)
@Pomapoo: I want to like this 100 times over. Hilarious!
@Pomapoo: Haha! Love it!
Yeah - definitely not possible that she has never pooped since she does appear to be a living human being.
Lol, whatever! I'm sure she was joking but people die from bowel obstructions. She either needs a little reality check or a smack upside the head for being so vain and stupid.
first image that comes to mind after reading that is when south park killed that whole family off..
and people that dont have 3 brain cells in their skull usually dont throw a joke out there very well....she makes this point very obvious. Stop attempts of being funny and concentrate on breathing and walking.
To me thats just so funny. Because she is "denying" this becuase to her its embarrasing or whatever, but by saying that, now everyone is thinking of her pooping.
Because if she didn't want people to think she pooped, she made it so by bringing it up you know? It has a backwards effect to it..
@MissHighHeel: "now everyone is thinking of her pooping!" haha, this, exactly!
This doesn't surprise me one bit (if its true) It seems like her whole family is always trying get some sort of attention, no matter what.
This is what passes for a sense of humor when you're a Kardashian.
If only she would explode like Kenny did when he had a tampon stuffed up his behind.
Maybe she thinks "gone #2" means something else? oh no, wait, I've seen that sex tape...
I think she is trying to be sarcastic (?) ... because she is viewed the way she is by the media, she is just living up to her "image" but totally exaggerating and being sarcastic. Who knows.
@MissHighHeel: "now everyone is thinking of her pooping."
Um. yes, agreed!!! Hahahahaha
people that are famous for being famous really, truly bore me.
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This reminded me of something I learned back in college in a class on Medieval Witchcraft:
And we may say as to eating, that in the complete act of eating there are four processes. Mastication in the mouth, swallowing into the stomach, digestion in the stomach, and fourthly, metabolism of the necessary nutriment and ejection of what is superfluous. All Angels can perform the first two processes of eating in their assumed bodies, but not the third and fourth; but instead of digesting and ejecting they have another power by which the food is suddenly dissolved in the surrounding matter. In Christ the process of eating was in all respects complete, since He had the nutritive and metabolistic powers; not, be it said, for the purpose of converting the food into His own body, for those powers were, like His body, glorified; so that the food was suddenly dissolved in His body, as when one throws water on to fire.
-The Malleus Maleficarum by Heinrich Kramer and Jacob Sprenger, 1487
So basically, to put it bluntly, Jesus Christ never shat. Is it so crazy to think that the Kardashians might be descended from Him?
The title should read"Everybody Poops Except Kim Kardashian.Someone needs to send her this book.
Haha..... wow.
In seriousness, though, it's such a sad societal norm that women feel like they can't poo or fart, or that if they do they have to be embarrassed by it.
From what I understand, this idea has been going on since the Victorian Era, at least... I had a professor tell our class once that Victorian ladies were not allowed to excuse themselves to use the bathroom if a man was present.... so if they had to pee/poo/fart/whatever, they were just supposed to hold it until the men left the room, so that the men wouldn't know.
And we thought Emily Post's etiquette guide was harsh!
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I'm sure this is just an attempt at humor. Cosmo really published that Kim Kardashian doesn't poop or fart? I hate the stereotype that women aren't supposed to poop or talk about it. Ladies, I can proudly say that I can clear a room with the best of them!
http://perezhilton.com/2011-07-11-kim-kardashian-says-shes-never-pooped-or-pass-gas