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I have a confession, I am a closet farter.
I can't fart in front of my DH, and he doesn't fart in front of me. The only times I have farted in front of him is in my sleep. When I accidently toot while sleeping I immediately do the loud fake snore to try to cover it up.
(all while peeping out of the corner of my eye praying he is fast asleep)
I like that we don't fart in front of eachother but good lord, holding it in for all these years hurts.
So enough about me. Do you fart in front of your SO and do they fart infront of you?
Adding a poll for all you closet tooters too.
I tell my husband "girls don't fart" and "girls don't poop". I leave the room to do it. (I think he thinks it's funny I do this. He'll make fun of me sometimes "I heard you in the bathroom, you farted!")
He doesn't care, he lets 'em rip regardless if I'm around or not.
Bahaha. He farts in front of me, I fart in front of him, and then we laugh about it. I sometimes feel weird but most of the time it doesn't phase me.
I try not to but my husband is toxic. I can't let him eat beans or I can't breathe.
We have contests.... but I'm not shy and neither is he. I think the first time I farted in front of him was like a week after we started dating haha.
FI and I fart ON eachother. Now if that's not love, I don't know what is! lol
We fart around each other all the time. His are absolutely toxic. It's gross. He can't believe that I fart so much but at least mine don't smell like his.
We fart in front of each other & like @UpstateCait: said we fart on each other! LOL He comes in the bathroom/I go in the bathroom while one another are doing #2 like nothing is happening. lol
I fart, but it never seems to happen when we're in the room together. Not purposely holding it in, but maybe my body subconciously is...I'm definitely the burper in our relationship, though.
He, on the other hand, would love to dutch oven me at least once in our lives, but he wants to wait until I'm too old and weak to fight my way out of it. He farts all the time. He likes to wave them at our littlest kitty. He thinks they're hilarious. But then, while I don't necessarily encourage it, I do have a habit of giggling about it.
@panterapeach: I'm with you, don't worry! I just don't like to do it in front of anyone. I never did it in front of my family (even though no one else is shy!) and he never did either (his family is shy). Although he doesn't care and will toot in front of me and honestly when it has happened to me by accident he just thinks it's cute. I share enough with him... I don't need to share that!
I definitely fart. And I have no shame, cuz whenever I do, he starts laughing hysterically and is like, "I can't believe YOU just made that noise! You should do sound effects for movies or something!"
I'm glad he still thinks it's cute...
His are more...SBD. (silent but deadly...)
and if he has greasy popcorn? you don't even want to be in the same room as him!
Awe the story of me farting in front of him for the first time is one of his favorites, as in he loves to tell anybody it. Of course I was mortified and tried to pretend it didn't happen, but he was so adorable. He grabbed my hand, lifted up my extremely red face and said "Koala, now your my best friend and my girlfriend".
Now we both do it in front of each other, but we usually predesignate a farting corner in case they're stinky :P
Closet farter right here! I am just like you! Mostly I try to make sure it doesn't have a sound, or I go into the bathroom or another room to do it. Together 5 years, and the only time he hears me fart is in my sleep, but it's one of those things that only he hears because I don't do it in front of anyone. So it's something just for him LOL and NO ONE not even me knows it's happening.
I dont fart, I get the Vapors. My FH is totally laughing so hard right now at that.
o boy do we fart in front, on, near, and all over each other! lol in the beginning of our relationship I was shy and so was he a little, and we would try to avoid it, until after a few months in, we were having an extremely romantic intimate moment and out of my control................ a small loud one came out! OMG!!!!!!!!!! I was horrified! Most embarrassing moment OF MY LIFE!!!
BUT.... FI just laughed and assured me it was ok, his reaction made me relax and we were both hysterical for a while. He loves the real me and makes me so comfortable. Its been out in the open ever since!
Bahahaha. Yeah, we definitely both fart in front of eachother. We've lived together for years and it's unavoidable. He's seen me sick with diarrhea and vice versa. Such is life. Lol. It's no big deal at this point, unless it's a really funny or stinky one in which we both die laughing. I grew up with brothers. Haha.
And I am dying at some of these comments.
@BBee: HA! SAME THING! Except it was him that time, not me. I did it a few months later. We both started laughing so hard we were crying, like tears running down our faces crying.
The Moose family are free farters. I have IBS so I'm gassy a lot!! Too bad for him. At least mine don't smell : )
As far as smelly ones... I'm not sure who is worse, hubs.. or the dog!
He thinks his farts are hilarious (sometimes, he's usually pretty adult about it now), but he'll fart whenever he pleases. If IIIIIII fart, well then that's gross! Bahaha! Too bad, Mr., fair's fair and at least I'm not making a sport out of it. :-P
I try so, so hard not to. But there have been a few times -- two, maybe? -- where it's just slipped out. And I've been moritifed immediately. The first time was the day after I heard him fart for the first time, and the second was Saturday night, in the middle of the night. I hoped that he was either sound asleep, or polite enough to pretend he didn't hear.
LOL! We fart in front of each other all the time. FI is a 12 yr old boy when it comes to them. He thinks they are HI-larious, and is very proud of his gas. As others have commented on their guys, mine is especially toxic too. I cannot tell you how many times I have to roll the windows down in the car to gasp for clean air. It's an almost daily occurance. So my thought is, no matter how bad mine are they cannot possibly be as bad as his. LOL!
We draw the line at pooping though. There needs to be some mystery imo. :)
My FI tries to be more polite in front of me, and only on accident will he fart. Me, I probably take after my dad and fart more. I just can't hold it sometimes, especially when I have eaten broccoli or salami. FI has pretend-gagged a couple times when I've let loose nasty, toxic ones. He also claims the brown mist in the air came from my ass and the blankets will float away when we're in bed.
Oh, and like @Ms. Peach we don't do our business in front of each other involving the toilet.
I'm a frequent farter. If this man is going to be holding my hair when I'm sick, he can deal with my flatulence.
fart on each other all day every day. my husband can't smell now cuz he had a fractured skull couple years ago and the thing he misses smelling the most is his farts! LOL everyone knows he is obsessed with poops and farts!
FI is the only guy I have ever dated that doesn't fart outside of the bathroom! I find it hilarious.
I usually burp wayyyy more than fart, and I'm not shy about that at all. FI does it very rarely and apologizes profusely when he does :)
This is pretty funny.... I, actually, was first to fart in front of DH, but it was months after he had already moved in with me. We both laughed so hard we had tears streaming down, and he was like "I can't believe you just did that!!" For the longest time I just kept WAITING for him to let one slip that wasn't in his sleep, and he never would do it. Until.....on our 6 month anniversary he ripped one so loud I thought the neighbors surely heard it! Now, he does that nightly, and I still find it hilarious that he waited over a year to fart in front of me, but now completly rumbles the house when he does it. LMAO! DH always says you can tell I grew up with a brother, because I find farting so hysterical. 
I let 'em rip, but I always try to act surprised that I did it... and then jokingly blame the dog, even if he's nowhere to be found. It's a running joke with us.
Haha this is funny! Both the fiance and i try not to fart in front of eachother. i have always been a closet farter lol. It's weird cause my fam will fart anywhere anytime its so gross. I hate going to the grocery store with my dad. Like its not like he cant control it he just doesnt care! But yeah FH and I just laugh when it happens and usually make fun of eachother but mostly we try not to!
after ten years, there are no secrets here! the boy delights in telling all who will listen about when he tries to come to bed (after i have been asleep for a while) and can't even get in the room as there is no oxygen... but im asleep! i can't help that! he CAN help the ol' SBD at the shops when he just stands there until i gag then he giggles...
@panterapeach: We definitely don't do it in front of each other on purpose and I'm totally with you on the fake snore cover up haha. For some reason we just can't share that part of our lives with each other ;)
@panterapeach: HAHAHAHA that's me EXACTLY! I don't know what goes on with my digestive tract but I am definitely a gassy gus - in fact, that is FI's nickname for me. I try to hold them in when he's around, but as you said, it gets painful! Fortunately, mine are usually silent and not smelly so I can generally fart undetected.... although there is the occasional fail on one, or both, of those fronts and then there's no hiding it! FI thinks it is the cutest thing ever though and always grabs my face to give me a big kiss as he's laughing right afterwards.
FI is also a closet farter - he tries not to let wind in front of me although there is the occasional slip up. His are rather toxic when he does fart so I am extremely grateful that he has a pretty solid stomach and doesn't have gas very often!
BTW, this thread absolutely cracks me up!!!
This is hilarious!!! The farter in our house is my son... 6 y/o & man are they horrible. DH (stepdad) & I would feel so bad for him bc whether you heard it or not, if you're in the room you ARE gonna smell it. As for me, I tend to have my gas come out as burps & don't usually have to fart. It's really funny bc DH wants to hear me fart sooooo bad! Lol everytime (3x) I've been gasy he's been out like a light... I always tell him later that he missed it.... Well not the first time it happened... That time I left early & went home thankfully amazed that he hadn't woken up!!! Bwahaha... He farts occasionally.... Now pooping... Thats another story as he proudly announces needing to see His subjects... Often! Lol
*le sigh* I'm a sad bee to say that I can not fart. So no...I do not fart in front of my SO.
He's extremely self conscious about this sort of thing so in our 18 months of dating I've only heard him fart twice, and both times were priceless!
First time. We had been dating about 3 months and were playing around. I tend to be a violent goof so I kangaroo kicked him in the chest. (just enough to knock him over while he was crouching) As he fell back one leaked out. He was so embarrassed he almost started crying! Which just made me laugh more. I hugged him, while laughing, and told him that he was the cutest thing I have ever loved.
Second time was a few months ago. I was sitting there pouring my heart out to him and going on about how wonderful I think he is. He was standing there, paused, listening to me when suddenly PFFFFFFFFFTTTTHHHHHHHH!!!!! He again was so mortified. His eyes got huge and he covered his mouth. Luckily he's comfortable enough to not start tearing up. :)
Keep in mind this is the boy who thought at 14 that no girl would ever love him because he has some butt fur.
jajajaja... i have never & will never fart in front of my SO... he made it clear to me that he does not like that. He is very private about all poop, fart, diarrhea or any other bathroom related "personal" subject.
i grew up with 3 brothers & a dad that lets one, two + rip all the time!!! & i used to fart all the time.. specially at home.. but since FI & i got together i have not farted in public... specially when he is around.. its so hard holding it in but i have gotten used to it. :]
I do not fart in front of my Husband, however he farts all the time in front of me...Like you said it hurts to hold them in and it seems that when he is not around my tummy doesn't rumble or get gasy. However, when he is near I always get the urge to pass gas.
We have been together for 9 years, the only time I have ever passed gas was accidently on Thanksgiving day in my sleep (I did not even now it).
Next morning, my husband says good morning , boy that food made a lot of people gassy didn't it. It took me a while to read between the lines. I said ," was it bad" did they stink, how loud.
He replied , "they were quiet ones every 15 minutes, they did not smell"
He said "no more sleeping on your tummy because we know what happens"
We both fart in front of each other. Not only do we laugh about it all the time, but we sometimes even make fun of the sounds!
It didn't start out that way, though. In the beginning we kept it in until we could get away! It stayed this way until the first accidental slip up that finally broke the ice. HA!
There is a lot of mutual farting going on in our relationship
and some tactical farting as well :P
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