Post # 1
I was just thinking of the first night SO and I were alone together in an apartment. We had made some chicken breasts. Were lying in the sofa. Mind you, we had just met pretty much. And I was incredibly nervous and somewhat apprehensive. And what doesn’t occur to him to say ? ” ok so we can have some chicken, maybe some sex”… I couldn’t even react out of pure shock. I could not believe he had just said that! Well when he saw the look in my eyes and realized I had not understood his joke, he spent the next minutes apologizing and explaining the stupid movie quote !!! Hahah He thought I knew about the movie and the quote and thought it would be a funny moment. He was never pushy or inappropriate which made it even more awkward!
He says he was like OMG I am a complete idiot. I just ruined any chances with this girl I absolutely like! Hahah Lucky him that wasn’t the case 🙂
And he was right about something. it ended being pretty funny. To this date we laugh every single time we remember about that moment. What has been the worst foot in mouth moment with your SO or an ex?
BTW I do NOT understand this thing with guys and them memorizing movie lines! Crazy
Post # 3
@Sporty-Bee: hahah that is hilarious!!
The best one i can think of is more a misundestanding. My husband and I had lots of little cultural and irish-english versus american-english misunderstandings early on.
One of the funniest was when i told him he needed a bathing suit for our holiday in Malta….He absolutely refused. I said everyone would be wearing them because we’d be on the beach every day and he would want to go swimming. Needless to say this went on for months…
Finally we went to a store and what does he come out in…. A SPEEDO! I almost died laughing. Apparently thats what he thought I meant by bathing suit. Now I know to call them “swim shorts.” 😛
Post # 4
@HappinessIsInDaisies: hahaha as someone who swims a lot and is around people wearing speedos all the time, I can understand. That is hilarious too! Poor poor man. Lol
Post # 6
@Sporty-Bee: My husband and I met playing WoW, however when we first started gaming together I had a boyfriend. I didn’t think anything of the friendship because we were on opposite sides of the country. I eventually broke up with this boyfriend and decided to blow off some steam with a little questing, or pvp or whatever. Here’s the conversation between my husband (then guildie friend) and I:
Him: You sound kind of down, is everything ok?
Me: Yeah, I just broke up with my boyfriend.
Me: ….really? That’s kind of a dick thing to say
He then started to back peddle and eventually confessed to having a crush on me lol.
Post # 7
@Sporty-Bee: Okay, so not really with me, but, one day after FI and I started dating (as in, we had gone on literally 1 date the day before), we were at a friend’s house watching a football game. He had had like two beers–now that I know him better, I know that for some reason, two beers is this sweet spot where he gets a little loud/excited–but of course, I did not know about this special quality of his yet, lol.
For some reason, he got into a HUGE fight with a girl at the party about whether Myron Rolle really deserved the Rhodes Scholarship (obviously dating myself here, lol).
It was the most ridiculous thing that has ever happened. The girl (whom I also know much better now) would NOT let it go, and my now-FI was getting so irritated. He was saying all of these super sarcastic things to her, and she was just being incredibly tenacious and just crazy–it was a serious blowout fight! I was sitting there thinking to myself, “Welp, this is clearly NOT going to turn into a relationship! This guy is way too intense for me!”
The funniest thing is, to this day, I have never seen my FI so irritated and snarky with someone. It was like his worst behavior ever, literally one day after we started dating, haha.
Post # 8
Well, a few months into our relationship (I was 17 and I’m Christian, so was a virgin, too) we’re at the grocery store and DH goes,
“Have you ever gotten naked?”
…I just STARED at him and I swear my mouth was probably in a perfect circle. He got SO red, bees! He was talking about Naked, the fruit juice! We both had a good laugh afterwards.
Post # 9
@rachelmichelle: hahahaha!!! I was laughing so hard I had to share w BF!!!