Mama bees: what are some of the mom-est things you've caught yourself saying?

posted 2 years ago in Parenting
Post # 3
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

Hahaha, I said “Don’t MAKE me stop this car!” one evening when DD was throwing a screaming fit in the car on the way home.  I know, mean mom, I took the keys away from her (ya know, because I needed them to start the car?)  I even gave her a different toy in an attempt to distract her but my efforts were futile.

Post # 4
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: October 2012

Not a mom yet, but I have an embarrassing mom story from my own childhood to share: She was making me try on new pants and I came out of the dressing room to show her. She grabbed the crotch where it was baggy and shook it while stating rather loudly how big they were on me. I died a little on the inside.

Mothers. Don’t do that to your children.

Post # 5
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: October 2014

I was in Target as well ( moms of baby girls know this store is the shiiiiiz) and I said outloud to my 8 month old daughter, “Baby girl did you finally poo poo, good girl”..while sticking my face in her butt …..we have been having some poo poo issues haha

Post # 8
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Sugar bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

“If you don’t stop that right now, we’re leaving!!”

….in a busy grocery store with lots of people around.

 

Post # 9
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Helper bee
  • Wedding: March 2013

I have this habit of asking my son in public “Did u make a boom boom in ur diaper?” hope i don’t do that when he’s older.

Post # 11
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Newbee
  • Wedding: May 2012

I was thinking about this this morning as I told my son for the zillionth time “dont bite the cat!,” and/or “no touching the kittys bum hole, yucky yucky.”

 

Post # 12
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Busy bee
  • Wedding: December 2014 - Columbia, SC

iarebridezilla:  My mama always told us when we would get a minor scrape or bruise that “it would heal before you get married”, I HATED this as a kid. I about cried the first time I caught myself saying this to one of mine a few years ago. LOL!

Post # 14
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Bee Keeper
  • Wedding: August 2012

I am admittedly a bit afraid that BabyDane will start getting curious about the dog’s bums… because with a Great Dane, let’s face it… a kid could get lost in there.

Post # 15
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Bumble bee
  • Wedding: January 2016

My daughter is constantly saying “Hey mom” and I find myself saying “mom doesn’t live here anymore!” lol just like my mom used to do. And when she gets a scrape or some minor injury and is losing her mind over it, I say “well it looks like we’re gonna have to cut off your leg then” lol again, like my mom used to say. I don’t know how this happened but I woke up one day saying the same stuff my mom says and the first time I caught myself doing it, I was like ohhhhhh no way! lol!

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