Post # 1
Last night I dreamt that the wedding was a disaster, our cake looked like it had been sculpted out of play-doh, and my mom and I both had to go on food stamps because we’d spent too much. LOL!!!!
I dreamt a few months ago that I showed up to the wedding and suddenly realized I was wearing only the muslin mock-up of my dress, rather than the actual dress itself.
And all academia bees will appreciate this one: I dreamed I was in a big hall or conference center. I had to give a talk and get married, and I hadn’t written the talk and couldn’t find my dress.
What is your most hilarious anxiety dream?
Post # 3
I actually had a dream just last night that my mom decided not to come to my wedding because she was hoping to spend the day with her boyfriend and that he’d propose and I was like, “MOM! This would be your fourth marriage, you better come to my wedding!” And like, nothing had been paid for so on the day of we were scrambling to try and give all the vendors money, and my dress had a big grease stain on it. LOL I woke up and was like, You crazy, girl.
Post # 4
I have a couple! I have dreamed that my wedding was a disaster.. and that no one showed up.. Last night, I dreamed that FI’s estranged family offered us money! (more of a blank check).. but we turned it down..
Post # 5
I had that dream where TOO many people showed up and there weren’t enough seats….
the worst was the other night when I dreamt that we were at the church for the rehearsal and i still had so much to do. I just kept saying .. “ok ok ok i have things to do we’re just walking down the freakin aisle not baking the cake” and the priest kept walking ssssssssssooooo slooooooooowwwww and talking sooooo sloooow….. I said in the dream to the priest … “oh eff this sh*t i have things to do” and stormed out.
yeah i’m thinking i’m doomed …. even if that was just a dream/nightmare you can’t say that to a priest.
Post # 6
No kidding, last night I had a dream that a tyrannasaurus rex (T-Rex) busted in on my rehearsal….what the heck is wrong with my brain!!!!!!
Post # 7
@HisIrishPrincess: Hahahahahaha!!!! That is awesomely hilarious.
Post # 9
Two nights ago I dreamt that I was wearing pijamas to what I thought was my rehearsal, and then after two minutes I realized it was the actual wedding. I was so upset at everybody and begged my fiance/husband to do the ceremony again with my dress on, but he refused, because we.were.done with the wedding. it was horrible.
And I’m an academia bee too! that is too funny… we actually looked at a couple of convention centers as possibilities for venues and I could not stand it. we spent too much time in places like these already for work!
Post # 10
I dreamed couple nights ago that our flower girl family didn’t show up 🙂
Post # 12
My wedding is over but I had a wedding nightmare just before where I woke up on my wedding day and realized that I had not done ONE thing. No flowers arranged, no cake or food ordered, I didn’t gave anything to wear and everybody was going to be there in a few hours. A true nightmare and I still remember that horrible feeling of “Oh noooooo!” lol And everything turned out great.
Post # 13
I keep freaking out that my photobooth vendor would not show up. It’s the one thing that I’ve really been looking forward to and have DIY’d props and posters and signs etc and really hoping folks would have fun. Dreams include: DJ not showing up and sending a subsitute who was AWFUL. No flowers, my dress not fitting, me showing up in a crappy dress, the food being horrible, the drinks being horrible. I can’t wait, one month more!!
Post # 14
I’ve had a couple dreams. In the first one – for some reason we had a private ceremony then we were supposed to take pictures, change, and go to the reception. The photographer never showed up and I was mad that we didn’t get pictures in my dress. Then when we got to the reception, everyone was drunk and no one even noticed we were there. In the second dream – ceremony went fine, dinner was fine, but then when it came time for the first dance, we were in the middle of the dancefloor when I remembered we never picked out a song or practiced dancing. I cried and said I was tired so we went home!
Post # 15
I dreamed that I was walking down the aisle with a brocoli in my hands! The florist forgot my bouquet!!!
Post # 16
I had a disaster dream about the dress! I had forgot to order one and so my mama and I went to the goodwill to buy one and all we could fine was an extra extra small denim and floral print dress and I kept saying “it’s fine, it’s fine. it’ll be casual” well we got home and the dress didn’t fit, so I was freaking out and the ceremony was getting ready to start and we were frantically going through my drawers to find something to wear while my mom went back to get a dress. It was horrible.
Did I mention that the entire time this was going on the queen of England was waiting for the wedding in the green house. First off, I don’t, nor have I ever, had a green house. Second off, the Queen of England? The hell…I guess I shouldn’t fall asleep with Royal news coverage going on in the background…