Most Embarrassing Moment?

posted 2 years ago in The Lounge
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Honey bee
  • Wedding: June 2012

They told you AFTER but not DURING?!?! Ahh! If someone walked up to me at 9AM and said “hey, I can see your butt right now” I would suddenly feel very ill and need to go home immediately. Telling you about it after the fact is almost cruel!!

As for recent embarrassment for me, my baby daughter got into a bottle of Tylenol last week so I had lots of fun rehashing my bad parenting over and over again afterwards. Calling Poison Control and explaining how she managed to get the bottle open and how long she was unattended with the pills. Then taking her to the ER later and explaining to the triage nurse, then the ER nurses, then two doctors, all of them giving me that ‘look’. Like damn, I swear I don’t let my kid play with knives and matches; it was an accident! She’s an evil genius!

Also, I used to run from home to the office when I lived in DC, and would pack in my work clothes in my little running backpack to shower and change when I arrived. One day, I packed this dress that had apparently shrunk in the wash because when I put it on, it was wayyy smaller than it had been and I looked like a streetwalker. But I had no other clothes at the office. I ended up running to the little convenience store nearby to buy dark pantyhose so at least the skirt didn’t look QUITE so short, but that was a terrible day. I didn’t even want to drink water all day because then I’d have to walk to the bathroom and people might see me.

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