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My Living Will (Joke!)

posted 3 years ago in The Lounge
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    maryjane    September 9, 2009   Grand Forks, ND

    Just thought this was too funny not to share.

     

    "My Living Will"

    Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

     

    She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

    She's such a b*tch.....

     
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    liltexasbride    June 19, 2010   Akron, Ohio

    Thats funny.  Thats something my FI would so if i said that.

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    mary-alice-me    May 24, 2009   Kentucky

    That is so me.

    Thanks for the laugh!! I'll be re-telling this joke My Living Will (Joke!) :  wedding Icon Biggrin

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    Lillindy    September 2008   Bay Area, CA

    I think I've gotten that as an e-mail before, too funny!

     
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    Miss Pinot Grigio    March 21, 2009   Indianapolis, IN

    I was reluctant to open this post, fearing it might be a bit morbid.....but alas, it brightened my day when I finally clicked on it!! Love it...

     

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